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Not a bad plan with De Jong and Gayle, Shelvey can thread balls too. Gayle has a decent turn of pace for sure.

Nervy last 5 there, I've got nee nails left. Phewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

The last 15 minutes have been shite.

Gamez getting forward well here.

Good to see us back in action, feels like years since we played.

I really can see Gayle being a big player again this season with decent service.

De Jong with a great assist.

Get in, Champions League this season.

Looks like they are playing in Worswick Street Bus station.

First game against Hearts this evening, starting XI :

I think the club are struggling with market value, never mind paying over it. It will come as a shock to Charnley and Co just how much the market has changed in 12 months or so. It's batshit mental now.

He's got an uncanny ability of making every situation he is in very awkward This should be a very poignant date night with two world leaders and their wives but it instead looks like a meeting with a recently separated couple and their divorce lawyers.

Just to add, their scouts must only watch Everton reserves Fucking hell man what an absolute joke of a club

They are a special breed indeed. They've signed two fucking goons for under £2 million and suddenly they are looking at a promotion push the thick inbred cunts

He's still got that shocking haircut.

Gouffran was very average at best, he was never good enough at the highest level and never will be. He eptimised everything that was wrong with the team that got relegated, a massive lack of quality. He was a fit lad and could run around for 90 minutes, give the lad a pat on the back. Anyone arguing otherwise is fucking clueless.

Fully agree on Colback, but getting Gouffran off the books is a start.

He's stolen a living at this club for quite some time. Jacob Murphy will be twice the player.

I think I'll crack open some champagne this evening, it looks like Yohan Gouffran is finally fucking off from this football club.

I haven't really been bothered about strips for quite a while now but this looks the business I have to say.

I've got 3 to 3 different women, I ended up bucking the 3rd bairns auntie on the sly so suffice to say that has caused untold problems ever since. I love my kids.

Awkward.

Heard people talk about Ineacho, although he'd be a top signing he'll be going to Leicester or Spurs.

More on it https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/11/donald-trump-jr-email-chain-russia-hillary-clinton This could get very messy, very quickly.

Duncan Ferguson done alright.