Anorthernsoul

This is a true story as I remember laughing my tits off at it on SSN

Money Monster, it was billed as a thriller but I've had more thrilling turds. Boring.

Apparently they'll take Sam Allardyce back as a statement of intent Completely ignoring the fact he's a money grabbing bastard and would never drop that low.

Except with Sir Bobby. For whatever reason, something just clicked for Laurent Robert in the north-east. Sir Bobby Robson was somehow able to coax the best out of him. It was a passionate and tumultuous affair, but it produced moments of enduring wonder. Enjoyed that, nice one.

As most know I'm not a big Perez fan largely down to how weak he is but fair play to the lad he scored some important goals in the second half of the season. 143 games, 32 goals and he's still only 24. Can't argue that £2mil was an absolute steal with those figures.

He's had a great season and he's been the rock that's driven the team forward, hopefully we can keep a hold of him as there will be the obvious interest in him. Interesting to see if Southgate even considers him for the World Cup squad, he definitely deserves a spot on merit.

Second totally dominant performance of the week and this time we made it count, they were relentless first half and Chelsea just couldn't cope with the intensity of the game. Could have been 4 or 5, great end to the season.

Watching this back and thinking once again "How on earth did he get elected?"

Looks like they've found a body in the search for Frightened Rabbit frontman Scott Hutchison https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/11/body-found-in-search-for-frightened-rabbit-singer-scott-hutchison

Not looking good is it? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/israel-iran-crisis-live-updates-war-golan-heights-syria-air-strikes-nuclear-deal-netanyahu-rouhani-a8344501.html

Played some great stuff last night and dominated the game, bearing in mind Eriksen, who for me is one of the players of the season, barely had a touch says it all about Diame's and Shelvey's performance. We had the chances to win the game, that Murphy miss was ridiculous considering he done the hard work to create the chance in the first place. Also that was a stonewall penalty on Ritchie, the keeper cleaned him out.

He's a strange player Shaqiri, obviously he has great left peg but he seems to disappear for long spells. I doubt Rafa would be interested for that reason, he loves every player on the pitch to work hard and he won't do that.

I'm actually starting to believe this, the other brother looks superb at Norwich and we're stuck with this joker. Norwich definitely sent the wrong one.

He's very poor. Dominated the second half but the shit show in the first half cost us any points. The one thing I will say is the whole game changed when Ritchie came on, he brought the whole offensive setup together.

3 or 4 times we got into what should be classed as a dangerous position and we look up to no options at all in the box.

Both fullbacks having a shocker, Manquillo is a passenger when he plays. He runs around but does absolutely fuckall and always loses his man.

Never a penalty anyway, justice done.

I think the fact that we are anywhere near the top 10 with Perez and Gayle shows you the miracle Rafa has worked. Although there is now 4 teams on 41 points.

Dogshit.

The last 3 games have been disgraceful, utter utter shit.

Getting battered here, looking like the shit form we showed earlier this season.

That's Stoke down isn't it?

Match thread started an hour before KO, seems the board are on holiday already aswell We've got a poor record against these, 0-3 earlier this season and that was our lowest point of the season. Pressure off let's reverse that result.

Is he for real? https://news.sky.com/story/trump-says-guns-would-have-put-a-stop-to-paris-terror-attack-11358773