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Muto was more involved in the 10 minutes he was on than Perez was for the 80 mins he was, he just goes missing in games at times.

Played OK second half, Rondon should have scored really. A long season ahead with that squad.

The defence has been all over the shop today.

How the fuck did Clark miss that?

He's cool as fuck, he knows how to handle any situation. Window's closed, it is what it is. Pointless going off it two days before the season kicks off, all focus needs to be on the game now. I still think we have a solid starting 11 and adequate back up so let's just play to our strengths and fuck everybody up that stands in our way!

Clicked the link and found this, surely no coincidence?

Positivity young jedi.

Merse is a massive bellend but he's right, we will be alright but that's not exactly progression.

Must be his lasses motor surely

Ivan Toney, another young striker not given a chance at the club.

Everton sign Yerry Mina and Bernard.

Fulham have just bought someone for £27 million

Newcastle fans will still be vilified for actually having some ambition and wanting the club to progress

Who?

OMG Federico Fernandez, what a signing that is. Amazing work from Charnley and the club.

Rondon will get 18 goals this season and we'll cruise to a European spot. BOOKMARK DIS.

The media have got the wrong Marlon, we're signing Dingle.

Jim White can fuck off aswell.

Courtois still missing, no doubt in Madrid. At least there's another team in the league that's up the same creek as us.

The club's in turmoil 4 days before the season kicks off! Fuck me man the club should be pushing on after a top 10 finish not getting embroiled in petty fighting over money and ambition. Ashley is poison.

Fuck sake https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45083275?SThisFB

Paddy's on High Bridge should shoot him an email.

First thing he needs to do is get a decent barber.