Gary Neville

Should Gerrard stay England captain. He's scouse and everyone knows scousers produce the best footballers and music in England.

This not kophead I'm kopheads employee I do the lights for his stand up routine

Who the fuck is Shola? don't know him don't follow championship football sorry lads

You sound pissed of LOL don't worry mate I'm going to the Sunderland room to piss of some more Scottish cunts lol

Alan Shearer fucked Newcastle of to win trophey's. He returned later in life a fat man and went to a shit team. Even later in life he got Newcastle relegated. Now he's a god to the geordie's. That's fucking geordies for you all high on cheap cider Gazza the man they say.

Rooney could of been a god but now he's the devil to the blue nose twats

Hard to tell when its so frigging airbrushed. Actually, its prob the same lass that I posted The bird I posted above is Louise Porter ( a scouser on babestation)

Ant and Dec had to mention a Newcastle football player because this a geordie site. Can't think of no good players from Newcastle except Alan Shearer (won fuck all messed up teams) and hes okay for macdonalds adverts

Neil Ruddock

SCOUSER BELOW SOME CUNT TALKING SCOTTISH ABOVE OH I FORGOT HES A GEORDIE

That fucking smell she looks like a geordie The adams family started when Gazza farted

Did you go the same school as Gazza? How the fuck is Rooney a robbing twat when hes minted you soft twat. Thats why no ones posted in this thread your thicker than pig shit. Enough of that the reason why I posted is Utds next premiership game is Everton at Goodison park. Rooney getting some abuse if he plays. Extra police needed I think incase someone twats him.

Load of bollocks tbh. The reason north west has more plonkies is because more people live there. Thats the reason they have the best football players to. More people live there.

. This not exciting news but wife beater (Marlon King) on his way to Coventry City. I'm not happy about this and I don't think the coventry fans will be. I may join the coventry forum to voice my concerns over this. If any Coventry fans are happy about this they will feel the full force of a scouser.

That means no ronaldinho then

What the fuck 1000s of people seen him in a helicopter above London. Must been a fucking look a like taking the piss

Some peoples RAM may be to slow to access different sites at speed mate. I'm lucky me computers got 4gb ram and I've got the xtra large internet package. I can get info across on here fast. Not all me info is from the BBC as I say I can access different sites at speed. Some nice pics above by the way but this not a scouse thread this a transfer deadline thread so keep the info coming please lads

Been shit so far transfer deadline day heres the done deals Marcus Bent [birmingham - Wolves] Loan Salif Diao [unattached - Stoke] Alexander Hleb [barcelona - Birmingham] Loan Martin Jiranek [spartak Moscow - Birmingham] Undisclosed Paul Konchesky [Fulham - Liverpool] Player exchange Zurab Khizanishvili [blackburn - Reading] Loan Rodrigo Moreno [benfica - Bolton] Loan Matt Phillips [Wycombe - Blackpool] £325,000 Stipe Pletikosa [spartak Moscow - Tottenham] Loan Gylfi Sigurdsson [Reading - Hoffenheim] £6m Anthony Stokes [Hibernian - Celtic] Undisclosed

Apart from people on the dole, potential parole officers, people from De Kings 'Ed Kehhhhhhhhby what fuckin sources are you going to have? Why post that? I got it from the BBC website so calm down mate. Its only a rumour so stop shitting your pants he may not score a hat trick against yous.

Cut and paste job that. The use of punctuation is a dead giveaway. Its from the BBC website it saves time you see. I added I'll be back at the end. I'm only passing on rumours mate.

Just heard from a reliable source that Steve Bruce is to make a late effort to lure Ronaldinho to the Stadium of Light from AC Milan if the signing of Asamoah Gyan falls through, which appears to be likely with agreeing personal terms the problem. Watch this space I'll be back

All those three 'big' Dutch transfers from a few seasons ago have been pretty average IMO. K2-Kuyt and Kalou - One a hard working shield for the full back and a few goals and the other couldn't hit the net with a beachball. Babel - Runs around a lot looking dangerous produces fuck all apart from the odd long range effort. Combined value of 50m none have really delivered. *Bafra is more dangerous than Babel and Carroll will get more goals than the other two even though they are in better sides. how did you get 50 million for Kuyt, Kalou and babel? I meant if we sell Babel and Kuyt we'll get close to our money back

West Ham defender Danny Gabbidon on Twitter: "Hearing a shout of Ryan Babel - what a signing that would be!" Maybe hes going to West Ham

True but I think we'll get our money back on Kuyt and Babel. We'll have to see how much spurs are willing to pay for Babel. Kuyts staying after a good world cup. I don't think Cole is no better than Babel either.

Whos the best Babel or Cole? Liverpool fucking silly selling Babel and signing Cole. Babel in the Holland squad Cole cant get in a shit England team sorry for swearing just pissed of if this is true. Hope its sky talking shit