LooneyToony

A shot of what? Ugh, nevermind. Can't even make a good joke I'm so upset about the club that I can't get it up anymore.

When I looked at the schedule recently, I recall naming it no-joy January.

Hayden, Muto, Murphy, ugh. Just the thought of these guys is ruining my circulation. Does anyone have one of those blue pills?

Bah humbug

90+ minutes and not a single chance created by us, I don't think. Crystal Palace beat Man City. Merry Christmas everyone!

The team with the most back passes will be declared the winner.

Same result as last week, please. Dubravka Manquillo Schar Clark Diame Lascelles Ki Ritchie Perez Rondon Kenedy

Mint.

Caretaker manager?!

He should retire from internationals now, shouldn't he? I love my country, but I'd be pissed if an important Newcastle squad player left for 8/9 games to play for Canada. Well, except for David Edgar.

That's ridiculous. The top leagues in Europe pay big money for these guys to miss almost a 1/5th of the season? Asia has to rethink this tournament.

Which is the former and who is the ladder? Always get confused with that one.

Racist

Sweet sweet breakout, eh? Great run and pass by Manquillo.

Oh c'mon, Noelie. We know you didn't like how we won, but I'm sure the win made you gay all over as well.

Thank goodness for that victory. I'm as gay as a lark now.

Robbed! Perez not an offside. Should be 0-2.

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! Rondon!!!

At this rate, a draw would be an excellent result.

Dubravka Manquillo Schar Clark Diame Lascelles Ki Ritchie Perez Rondon Kenedy

Only 200 million? Oh dear, where is that cookie salesman? Is he still around?

$25 million for Almiron. Yikes. Unless it's a loan to buy later with a discount, then I don't see Mike going for that. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/miguel-almirons-father-made-fresh-15532634

Oh, and what was the stat I saw about how long since anyone has been sent off against Newcastle? It's been five years now? LOL. How?

So I just finished watching the replay of the game and fuck me sideways with a bargepole if Wolves deserved three points from that. Like most of you mentioned, we were better than them even when a man down. The lads pushed as hard as this group possibly can. A great effort wasted by incompetent refereeing. "I've seen it called both ways," was the point from the broadcasters. Fuck off, some justification that is — a darn shame.

Same as Wednesday then. Dubravka Yedlin Lascelles Fernandez Clark Shelvey Ki Kenedy The Fish Atsu Rondon