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Good call, Noelie. Frank Brennan is an underrated actor who was excellent in the crime drama Looper. He wasn't bad in Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter either.

Cher takes a header from Lascelles and calmly tucks it in the corner like he always does.

Schar dribbles left, right, left through the entire Cardiff squad and calmly puts in the corner like he always does.

I wonder what Ferdinand Magellan's opinion would be if it were Man United that spent as little as us every season.

I'll speak for Sammy here, Andrew. He is saying that if Alphonso Davies were South American, he would have cost Bayern Munich double for what they paid for him, but no, because he's Canadian he's treated like a low life, hockey puck sucking, beaver-tail eating, moose fucking footballer.

I say you're a mental case, and I should know. I've followed a few!

Yup, we haven't had the benefit of last year's version of Kenedy. They bought Murphy because he likely was the cheapest Englishman available to fill the quota. At least that's what I want to believe because he's not a Premiership level player.

One of the headlines I woke up to today. The five Championship players Newcastle United could target in the January transfer window

You're with a MILF? milkers?

god bless the Irish for being so disoriented

Happy New Year to all of you All the best! Even the Irish.

I am

Oh god. Does anyone have any Prozac?

^ That's not positive!

Somebody say something positive but truthful about the approaching January transfer window.

Coming from a Scotsman that's quite an indictment.

I was going to post that Arsenal's center backs are almost as bad as ours, but I decided against it.

BS! I dropped The Fish because he kept performing bicycle kicks even when the ball out of his area code!

1-2 With Ritchie (Or whoever first-choice penalty taker is) scoring a penalty for the winner and Watford having a man sent off on a straight red.

How much bullshit can a fan base take?

We might as well play the likes of Longstaff and other youngsters now and then because we ain't going to purchase our way to the top any time soon.

Hope all of you grumpy tallywackers have a happy and healthy holiday season.

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I would say it is more shortsighted rather than myopic, tbh.