LooneyToony

Two things: 1) Why is your hairdo that way, and 2) Thanks for the video. Well done.

Wow...I'm going to state the obvious just for kicks. I've just looked at our future fixtures and I can only pick out two where we "should" win...Bournemouth at home and the Scum at home. We are in serious jeopardy of going down, more so than the past few years if we don't take in some major reinforcements. SOON! YOU BASTARDS!!!

Where is Demba Ba these days? Where is he playing?

Forget about Debuchery. I can't find Mbubu anywhere!

29 Days, 21 hours, 30 minutes and 37 seconds left! And still no one over the line! I am waiting!!!

I'm not afraid. We have this defensive setup.. Goalkeeper Janmat Mbemba Colo Dummy Colback Anita

And so is the team in general. Dummet, the human pylon, Colback, the...oh forget it. There are too many too do!!!

Any of you nuance fans have a problem with this?!

I said...we need a new goaltender!

Add goalie to the long list of players we need

I posted this prior to the Liverpool and Spurs game...both victories. I shall post it again. Oh my Geordie friends...fear not! I have a cure for all that ills NUFC. Gather round, gather round. Do you suffer from rheumatism, lumbago, acute chronic sciatica? Well, I represent the only company that makes the genuine article, an Elixir that cures headaches, neuralgia, earache, toothaches, backaches, swellings, sprains, sore chests, anxieties and ravaged nerves. Dislocations, cuts and bruises, and, it adds vitality and vigor to the healthy man, or woman.

Oh yeah, heh. You mean this? Oh my Geordie friends...fear not! I have a cure for all that ills NUFC. Gather round, gather round. Do you suffer from rheumatism, lumbago, acute chronic sciatica? Well, I represent the only company that makes the genuine article, an Elixir that cures headaches, neuralgia, earache, toothaches, backaches, swellings, sprains, sore chests, anxieties and ravaged nerves. Dislocations, cuts and bruises, and, it adds vitality and vigor to the healthy man, or woman. Sorry my bad! Someone got me drunk last night and I woke up late!

Don't kid yourself, Villa will be disappointed also to drop 2 points against our porous defense and are going to look forward to the rematch at their place.

You all can thank my hairy superstitious arse for the club's current win streak!

Before last week's game against Liverpool, when the club and fans were at our lowest point I posted this and we won. I shall post it again.

Oh my Geordie friends...fear not! I have a cure for all that ills NUFC. Gather round, gather round. Do you suffer from rheumatism, lumbago, acute chronic sciatica? Well, I represent the only company that makes the genuine article, an Elixir that cures headaches, neuralgia, earache, toothaches, backaches, swellings, sprains, sore chests, anxieties and ravaged nerves. Dislocations, cuts and bruises, and, it adds vitality and vigor to the healthy man, or woman.

That;s a bit harsh because besides these trying times for the club, when I watch us play, I sometimes think I'm watching Barcelona out there with the likes of Neymar, Suarez and Messi.

What about Nile Ranger? Eh?!

Surely there is another failed manager down in the Championship we can nab. What about the guy who coaches Boltan Wonderers? Shilrey, he must be available.

Besides all that, what 'av the Romans ever done for us? Eh?!!

So, how much would it cost to replace the entire starting XI (except Perez), for players who actually give a sh*t?

I guarantee they are thinking the same about us.

According to the rules? Since when do refs call plays according to the rules? They call what the feel like at the time.