LooneyToony

Who cares if Riviere is playing better than 9 other crappy performers. He has done nothing to justify his selection over two years to play in this game. The most important game to date.

Ausman, please...I like you, but the way I feel right now don't tempt me.

The team have been crap for most of the season, and here we are expecting different at the 28 game mark. Insanity.

Fuck me. Dummet and Colback giving the ball away so cheaply in our end and Shelvey was trying to clean up their mess on that own goal.

What many of us are baffled about is, when has he ever been a good selection over two years? So why him?

Do not worry, guys. The little Buddha will protect us.

"Judge me after 28 games, bitches!"

Can we get 11 points from now to after May 15? Possible, but not sure that will be enough.

What a remarkable tale of two clubs. Leceister making all the right moves and the teams around them losing. Newcastle making all the wrong moves and all the teams around them keep winning,

Sissoko needs to play like a French International. That quit on their manager 3 0r 4 World Cups ago.

Do they think Doumbia will be ready by May 15th?

Some big games for us tomorrow (well, they are all big from here on in). West Ham vs Sunderland - WH win Leicester vs Norwich - LC win Stoke vs Villa - draw or Villa win Watford vs Bournemouth - Bournemouth win, because Watford is like that.

When do we play these fockers anyways. The Man City game that was moved screwed up my schedule.

Shteve better get the lineup right for this game or I'm going to be pissed off!

It's not like keeping him improves anything so might as well let him go. Get a new manager in after the Man City game because we are sure to lose that one.

We sure could use Cristiano Renaldo now, huh?

Vodka.

Stand up, Rob.

Remy Cabella scored for Marseille vs PSG.

You will start the next match thread or else.

Yes Make sure you guys stay on top of that. I don't want to end up peeing on any of you. Yes, you too MF!

So sammynb has to start next week's match thread. If any of you other fockers start the match thread ahead of him I am going to personally travel over there and pee on each and every one of you.

He does have children doesn't he?

Well, the good news is that we only gave up 3 goals. We are tied with the scum and one down to Norwich in goal differential.