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By all accounts it was sausage-shaped but lumpy.

El-Mhanni. Is he the Youtube sensation kid who can do all the tricks? I think the Chronicle had a piece about him in the summer. That one?

Is there any news on the severity of Gayle's injury?

I think Shola could do a job in this league, tbh.

Ameobi is on the bench? Really?? Shola or Sammy?

Don't make me shake my fist at you, Tom.

1-2 to the team that think they don't need to buy/loan anyone during the transfer window.

It's best he goes. Did you not see him run (try to run) last appearance he had? By god he seemed 20 years older.

No one yet, huh? *closes the door and walks out*

It's bad when you rely on just one guy to get you wins.

1-2 to the good. Whatever the fuck that means.

We now have 7 losses. There are seven teams in the league that have 7 or fewer losses than us. Seven.

Loftus-Cheek? He's someone I'd like to have on the squad permanently and see if he progresses. My gut tells me to go after someone more proven, as hard as that would be for a January transfer. Oh, and btw. Wishing yee aal hev a Happy New Year.

Why couldn't we at least manage a draw last game? It's win or lose for this group. Don't know what to make of it.

How is it that i can find Heart of Midlothian vs Aberdeen on the internet but not Newcastle vs N. Forest? I'm sorry but you guys are getting screwed with your cable sports packages.

Same here. I really like these two characters despite Mitro being a bit mental sometimes (excuse the language). Hope they keep their heads up and continue their progression as footballers.

I was conflating a lot this morning. Probably had something to do with the roasted chestnuts we had last night.

Why?! Eh?! Freshly shaved scrotum licker.

Gut feeling it will be a lazy type game. 0-1 to the Brazilian scrotum waxers

Yup. I'd like for us to win it, but won't lose sleep if we don't. Just get out and move on up, baby!

Me, Gloom, and Anorthernsoul. Get your facts straight, Dave

Uh, 0-2 to the Howkers?

That's what I love about this place. I learn new words like howk and tailwater. Wait, or was it talleywacker?

Has anyone told the Queen yet of this pizza-making, deceptive, charlatan?

I don't mean all that, Noelle. I'm sure you have very strong opinions about where you're coffee and weed are grown,