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and there it is. No Lascelles there to win the header. Fuck off.

You can say that again. How Bournemouth didn't score there is beyond me.

Darn. Lascelles has a problem with his foot/leg. He comes off and in comes Clark

Not on telly over there? But yes, lots of chances. Got robbed by a bogus offside call. Should be at least 1-0.

Okay. Two up front is not what I expected, but at least it's not the same as Joselu and Perez. Let's go!

Mitrovic should start this game, in my opinion. Joeslu and Perez just don't work well together, and it's time to find what does work before it's too late. Notwithstanding their good defensive work, this game against Bournemouth is the time to see out if we've got something that resembles an offensive threat outside our wingers and midfielders, no?

Newcastle vs Bournemouth Saturday @ 11 am EST 8 am PST This is the game where Mitrovic starts right? If not against Bournemouth at home, then when? Probably Perez behind him or Joselu I reckon. I'll go with 2-0

What...the Arabs don't love Newcastle no more? The Arabs have no love for Rafa and Ritchie? Y'all don't love us?! Y'all don't love us?!! Well let it be known den! We know y'all east coast. We know where the fuck we at!

Well, that happened. Minutes before their goal we had a break, getting a lot of men forward and we managed almost to pass it back to Elliot.

I mean, what do you say? The team is what it is, but in this instance, I feel like we are better than Burnley and we're letting their back line have an easy game so far. Once again this week Joselu and Perez aren't working offensively. It just doesn't work. They need to do more, way more.

You wouldn't happen to be Calabrese, would you?

Me too! I won't get excited till I see Amanda Stavely in a Playboy issue.

Burnley vs Newcastle Monday @ 4 pm EST 1 pm PST I think Gayle is still injured? There is no way Rafa is going to change the lineup much despite what some of us may think of Joselu's or Perez's play, will he? When I think of Burnley there's no one that jumps out and scares me going into this match except for Chris Woods. He's a big boy but I think Lascelles or Lejuene can neutralize him. Not really sure about this one, but 1-0 to us.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

t shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Alex?! It pickles my kidneys, yes. But what does it do to my mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly, I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent, supremely competent. I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michelangelo, molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh, painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before the movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers — all three of 'em. I'm W. Shakespeare. And out there it's not Third Avenue any longer: it's the Nile, Alex, the Nile — and down it moves the barge of Cleopatra.

Merino!!! GET THE FUCK IN!!!! and tuck these 3 points under our arms and run as fast as we can!!!

Yeah, Merino on. Might as well throw on Mitro and whomever to replace Perez. Because those two up front have been useless.

Hayden is lost right now. He needs replacing.

WTF? If that isn't a red card on Cabeye then I don't know what is!

Brighton slaughtering West Ham 3 nill. I don't know who to cheer for this season, imo, you can throw a blanket from 7th position on down because I truly don't know who will be behind us or ahead of us come May.

I forgot about Merino! Wow. Yeah, get him in there with Shelvey.

Newcastle vs Crystal Palace Saturday @ 10 am EST 7 am PST The Same lineup vs Southampton would be fine by me. I think Gayle has an injury, doesn't he? So Joselu and Perez behind him it is then. Despite LeJuene's penalty mishap, he played well imo, and he needs to get into game shape to avoid those mistakes in the future. 2-0 to us.

As I understood the original story about her presence at the Liverpool game, she is not the one with the money, so not the one buying. Unless they form a new company with her at the head. She is a broker. She's more titular. And boy is she titular.

Turkish? Only 3 billion? Biscuits?!! fuck me sideways with a flagpole

If it's a Chinese buyer, who would you like it to be? I'm cheering for #5 William Ding at this point. I'd like to call him Bill, Bill Ding. Forbes China's Rich List