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And our fullbacks are just out there for a jog. Yedlin knows he's playing against Richarlison? Just a collective breakdown at the back all game with nothing in the middle and no class up front. Hard to win that way.

Shelvey constantly lobbing diagonals. If I were an opposing manager how would I prepare to play us? Hmmm....

They just have better players than we have. WOW, what a statement that is!

Murphy. FOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Why we didn't go after someone like Will Hughes this past summer I'll never know.

We do have many many dumb dumbs on this team, that's for sure. #shelvey#mitrovic

I'm horribly sorry Sammy, old boy. I was going to recommend that you watch "The Night of the Hunter", but now I shan't. Unquestionably cracking movie.

Newcastle vs Watford Saturday @ 10 am EST 7 am PST Now, this is the game where Mitrovic starts right? Sit Joselu because it looks like he needs a rest Gayle and Mitrovice up front, please. From what I've seen of Watford it seems that they are a firm squad clear of any primadonnas. The young Brazilian Richarlison is a threat on the left side. 1-1 draw.

It's ok, Dan. They call all of us with floppy tallywackers odd.

I'm not a misogynist. I'm a misanthrope. Shirley.

Hello? It's 6:30 pm EST November 18th! We need better players! Especially up front. Amanda, don't play us like this. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ok Noellie....whip out your shmeckle, impress the lady and get us over the line!

I'll give you an amen to that.

Unfortunate there. The wrong person had the ball at their feet for goal on that glorious build up. Still should have scored.

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Noellie has it spot on in his short, direct way of saying things. I'll say 2-0 Manchester. Hope for the best, but just don't see it here.

Italy vs Sweden. Who advances to the World Cup? Who ya got? I think Italy are in big big trouble here. I say Sweden.

Did you get it? Thoughts? I've stayed away the last few years so I'm curious and thinking of picking it up.

Ugh..not a back problem. I've seen athletes in other sports that are never the same after back injuries. Hope it's different for him and is fully healthy when he gets back.

I don't care what department store you went to you could have been here supporting NUFC. You, Andrew, Tom, Ant, and let's see here where's my notebook... ...oh yes, Ant and Alex, Meenster, and quite a few of you are responsible for the mixed up mojo over the last couple of weeks. Yup, bad mojo. Shame.

Where were YOU on Saturday?

Everton just equalized against Watford 2-2 But how does Watford get a guy like Richarlison? Only 20. Would love to have him on the left side.

You forgot to turn your clock back 1 hour.

My kingdom for top-flight offensive players.

Not even close to being a Premier League striker.