LooneyToony

Who the heck is Timmy Mallet? I had to google him. Holy cow, that guy is nutty! I was trying to think who his equivalent would be on this side of the Atlantic, and the closest I came to was the guy who used to host The Gong Show, without the colorful clothing.

What a beautiful ball by Matty out to Yedlin and the commentator I'm listening to said he wasn't sure he meant that. From what I saw, he meant it. It was a beauty pass.

Goooooaaaallllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a beauty you Longstaff you!

Andy on for a cracking winner?

Just truly pathetic now. Bordering on other mental health problems.

0-2 to Manchester. I'd like to see some changes in the lineup, which would probably need some adjustment in formation and tactics. Joelinton and Carroll? Why not?

You know, this reminds me of the time I used to post on an American fantasy football forum back in the day. No wait, or was it the fantasy Baseball forum? No, it had to be the fantasy football forum because that was usually during the fall and winter. I remember just finishing college early that January when the Super Bowl XXXVI was played. Was it in January or February that year? Oh yes, it was January because I remember my cousin Jenny coming over to congratulate me. But to my surprise, she also confessed that she had always wanted to be a man and was seriously considering gender reassignment surgery. Imagine my surprise when hearing that news. Anyway, Jenny eventually told my Aunt Millie, or was it, Aunt Mildred? Oh yes, it was Aunt Mildred because she always came over at the end of the month to torment my dad about his obsessive model train building hobby. Auntie Mildred usually came at the end of the month because that's when her welfare check came in. After finishing tormenting my poor old dad, she'd march off into her beat-up old car and screech off to the Bingo Halls, haha, good ole Auntie Mildred. But yeah, this reminds me of the time I used to post in this particular fantasy (American) football forum.

Lord have mercy. smh

I've got a question for you. How about shut the fuck up, eh?! Oh hi, I'm an admin from Man City, I'm an admin from Chelsea, I'm an admin from Liverpool...and what do you think think the final score will be? Fuck off!

This. Newcastle United in the Premiership. Are you kidding me? And I'm here watching billionaires buying WNBA and NHL teams in Fucksknowswhere, USA. Are you kidding me?!

Anyone know when Newcastle United are going to play in the Champions League again?

My prediction? Steve Bruce won't last until the end of October. September. October.

So we're getting more news from Britain these days. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson? And what is with that hairdo?!

There is good news and there is bad news.

It's quite possible that Almiron may never become a goal score in this League.