Glasgow Mag

So, posters: 1. How many -athons have you participated in during your days? 2. Which -athon would you most like to participate in in the future? I'll begin. 1. 2 - a 'Swimathon' when I was 9 amd a 'Readathon' when I was 13 I think. 2. Oh well, I'm not quite sure. Perhaps a 'Punch-Makosi-in-the-face-Athon'.

Yes but do you actually like him? I used to like Gary Owers, in spite of what anyone else would say about him.

Me too however that may have been because I used to deliver the local free paper and every once in a while I'd go and dump all the shite down in the woods. 5176[/snapback] Man we truly were seperated at birth. I used to deliver the 'Fife Advertiser' - had to deliver about 500 a week with extra cash for delivering the Farmfoods leaflets, etc.. Used to dump them in the bins, in the bushes. Once set up the incinerator in the back garden, but put the fire out by mistake when I just dumped all 500 straight on the fire in a oner. My mum once found a few hiding in my rom as well, under my bed. 5184[/snapback] I used to burn em, bury em and then found the best thing to do was walk home with them and dump em on somebody elses patch. The number of kids that got sacked for dumping their Advertisers because of me was ridiculous. Admittedly, I probably walked more trying to find somewhere to dump em than I would have just delivering the sods! *Apologies if you ever got a bollocking for not delivering the Advertiser in the following locations...Lemington, Scotswood, Blakelaw, Westerhope.* 5186[/snapback] Peasepud I am astounded at how clever you are. I would never have thought of that in a million years. Have you always been such a crafty sod? Tell us of any more of your little schemes you had running as a lad!

Me too however that may have been because I used to deliver the local free paper and every once in a while I'd go and dump all the shite down in the woods. 5176[/snapback] Man we truly were seperated at birth. I used to deliver the 'Fife Advertiser' - had to deliver about 500 a week with extra cash for delivering the Farmfoods leaflets, etc.. Used to dump them in the bins, in the bushes. Once set up the incinerator in the back garden, but put the fire out by mistake when I just dumped all 500 straight on the fire in a oner. My mum once found a few hiding in my rom as well, under my bed.

I used to hate all those leaflets that would fall out everywhere, then you get blamed for spreading litter.

My newspaper is being delivered later and later: during holiday times it often doesn''t appear until at least 9.30 am, which is a bit useless as, not surprisingly, I''m at work by then. When do you get yours? Should I whinge? Is it because I read the Guardian?

I know I was getting confused about that one as well. Maybe I wasn't clear enough in my first post of the thread, but it is meant for people to post the names of players they're not meant to like, but still do. As far as I understand, most Toon fans are meant to like Warren Barton centre-partin'.

Delta Goodrem is near the top of my list, but I'm really going through an Angelina Jolie phase at the moment.

For me, it might be John Travolta. Possibly Brad Pitt having seen Mr and Mrs Smith recently.

Is there any footballer, manager, whatever that you really shouldn't like, maybe they're mackem or ex-mackem, for example. I'll start - although I've disliked the mackems since I started liking NUFC, when I started liking Newcastle the mackems had Gary Owers playing for them. For some reason, could never quite bring myself to dislike Gary Owers as much as the rest of them. In fact, always signed him for NUFC on Championship Manager.

Southern Geordie you are the very essence of this board's future. Forget the old threads, they are in the past. It is up to dynamic, youthful posters such as yourself to plant the seeds of new classic threads. Go forth and blossom!

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tasteless 4118[/snapback] Not even if you stuff them full of pilchard chops?!

Never has a more true word been spoken. Ever heard the phrase, "Rise above it."?

Ahem, you ignoring this one perhaps? I wonder why - because it defies any sort of logic known to the male creature of the species? 3882[/snapback] Don't go if you don't like it, she'd probably prefer it without you traipsing around after her. Simple really. 3888[/snapback] No you see she 'phoned me up and dragged me out. Not biggin' myself up, she really did. She did shout at me though, said that my face was tripping me....

Ahem, you ignoring this one perhaps? I wonder why - because it defies any sort of logic known to the male creature of the species?

I've been misinformed...

Bagels. Are they bread or are they not? Do you like them? Plain, poppy seed, sesame seed, onion, or other type of bagel? What would influence your choice of bagel over bread roll or another appropriate alternative? What do you like to have on yours?

Your lass doesn't shave? 3871[/snapback] You know what I mean, she shaves her legs, her oxters and probably her privates I guess but not her face! Plank!

They are delivered by a stork, I thought everyone knew that. 3869[/snapback] And since when were you a woman?! Didn't you read the title?! Men ASK, WOmen TELL.

Sorry to devote a whole thread just to my avatar woes, but what am I going to do? I need an avatar that will represent me well. I always used to have Mark McGhee as my avatar because he is my all-time favourite NUFC player. However I've been less than impressed with my recent attempts - I never really liked the Frank Spencer one I had laterly on Newcastle-Online, and I only have this Keith Chegwin one because I've taken on the role of 'Roving Reporter' for the 'Meet the Members' series. It doesn't really flick any switches for me though I have to say. Comrades, what am I going to do....?

It's not an excuse, but does seem to be a symptom of it. I'm afraid anyone who says PMT is not real has to be a bloke. It's a horrible, horrible thing. When I've got PMT I know I'm a bitch. The world is a horrible place, I take everthing too personally and everybody is against me. I'm irrational and know it! 3850[/snapback] Surely, a hot bath and a cup of herbal tea will sort it...? 3862[/snapback] Spoken like a true man You just don't understand meeeeeeeee!!!! 3863[/snapback] Well it's actually much more difficult being a man - can you imagine having to shave every day? Sometimes it makes me miserable, my skin can get really sore despite using products for sensitive skin. You, Catmag, don't know how lucky you are hen!