adios

Forgot I made this thread but I kind of thought Ant would've shut it down by now tbh.

quickly or slowly? Some inspiration for budding executioners: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_methods_of_torture#Physical_torture_methods

Fair point. I think we're just exasperated at them ratcheting it up to an even higher level of fuckwittery.

*sex toy

It's not really about the money they're on, it's about treating them with the same respect that they'd get in any other top-flight club in the fucking world and the shower of clowns running the shop.

Well obviously it's common in Ireland. Living in sin!

Get back to work, you scrounger! I only take a half day on Christmas and full day Transfer Deadline day.

Bleeding spell checker.

Is building up to something big really the way to garner attention or is it just going to make it more likely to fizzle out like a damp squid? Genuine question.

I've been expecting this for weeks so I don't even know what I'm thinking at this point.

I don't really see what impact that's going to have. Some minor inconvenience and profit loss in one store for half an hour till they're moved on. Large-scale boycott at the ground is what's needed and I've run out of faith in that ever happening.

Little ray of sunshine while the ship goes down in a typhoon:

Sorry to disappoint.

I wouldn't even have given him that much attention tbf.

Jesus, this is jolly!

Happ birthday btw @Renton!

Not all the dicks then? BOOM!

What do you fill it with?

Who?

I'm honestly not bothered. This season is like having a wake for a terminally ill cancer patient anyway. Just get on with it, Grandad. Only hope was a serious buyer coming in and putting up with Ashley's negotiation tactics

I had one when it wasn't even my birthday, so there.

Well I think we all knew this is where we were headed but even the most pessimistic of us can't have imagined Jabba the Cunt taking it to this level. Great to see the players clearly backing their manager on this. They'll be putting in Sports Direct's windows themselves at this rate.

What did he say?

Cheers!

Typical racism from the fucking Yank.