adios

We could be in Man City dreamland or a Sunderland hellscape next season. Fucking insanity.

I'd settle for Hughes' Stoke.

I mean at the end of the season. I can't imagine it not happening then if Ashley's still in charge.

It doesn't really matter anyway; Rafa's gone if the takeover doesn't happen and likely will be kept on if it does happen.

I'd usually be the one saying this but we all know what this window looks like now from experience and we're looking at a very different situation to most other clubs. Would also be interesting to see what other clubs haven't been linked to a single player yet.

The Madness of Big Mike the Turd tbh.

So he's the one actually paying for all the porn?

Baffled tbh. I don't understand Mike Ashley; his actions are those of a very silly, very petty man and I find it difficult to imagine such a consistent simpleton. But mostly I'm filled with thoughts of hot pokers and the fat cunt's voluminous anal cavity. We'll likely see a couple of underwhelming loan siignings and barely scrape through the relegation fight.

MIND. BLOWN.

As I'm sure I've already stated, you're not allowed to complain until 18:00 UTC tomorrow.

You are one.

€55m. Fuck me.

@Noelie, don't forget to read the small print when he PMs you for your credit card details.

Well the Luton match thread got creepy fast.

They're not playing again for a week, man.

Still haven't.

Seems like a utility player. Wingback or whatever either side?

He said something about Boro having superstars in their team too.

Nice.

Aye, but unless they've created an alternate reality with their pessimism (which I'm not ruling out) then he had a poor game.

Shakey by the sounds of it.

Aye, I hope to fuck it's not serious with Lascelles.

G'wan Ayoze.

Probably a sign Rafa is saying "get fucked".