adios

They don't all have to go to K Mart, like, but putting someone with Asperger's in the US penal system will not end well.

You realise we support Newcastle United, right?

Hope you're not managing the cats' team.

Snap!

Relegation looks all too likely if Slimani doesn't hit the ground running or if he picks up an injury. Why wasn't Merino on way earlier when it was so obvious that the team were getting absolutely hammered for a lack of height?

Good God, Souness is such a massive, massive cunt. I hope I live to see him die, because that will be a good day.

United aren't playing today fwiw.

Some decent players in that lot.

Dubravka was the best option available.

Well now my pun makes even less sense.

Is Slim Fast?

My brain is defective; I was looking at an old device still running Exodus. Neptune + Real Debrid are still solid for 1080p and HD links.

I think @Alex already made this joke or he did, in fact, grow up listening to Gregorian chant.

TBF I'm on Neptune with Real Debrid and I'm not impressed from a quick scan. It seems like only the most recent blockbusters have HD links. The new Bladerunner doesn't even make the grade. Clicked on a couple kids' movies too (Frozen, Harry Potter) and no HD. Aren't they crazy popular?

@wolfy's been busy.

If Islam scores a hattrick tomorrow, the entire first team and bench will do the Mitro.

Aye, defo something weird going on there. Reinstall sounds good but I'll test it out tonight to make sure there hasn't been some recent downturn anyway.

Wild!

Weird, it's always been excellent for me. Maybe they down cater well for the bairns' stuff? It feckin' sucks for more obscure stuff for sure.

Aye, I think it's just full of minerals/is alkaline to balance the uric acid? I found beer to be the worst offender, but yeah you're not going to get many doctors advising you to drink whiskey. I'm not a medical man as you may have already guessed.

Which apparently doesn't work on men.

If the club can still be sold, I really hope Newcastle aren't relegated. I'd say there's feck all chance of him leaving if relegation happens but if we're stuck with him anyway, I agree with the sentiment.

I used to get (much milder) gout about ten years ago, and I haven't had it in years. My uric acid was well out of line and isn't anymore. I switched completely to whiskey and red wine but also got well medicated as a mental around the same time. The French doctor at the time also got me drinking Vichy water, but he was probably just being paid off by Big Sodium. Yours sounds awful. Hope you get it sorted, mate.