adios

Have a nice single malt for me please.

I was thinking the same thing tbf.

Haven't had a drop in three months and no intention of starting again but today's the first day I've been tempted after the Man Utd match. Just be aware as you sup on that sweet, sweet nectar - I am judging you.

I'm so racist the names all look the same.

Didn't even notice that.

If that's Shelvey it's 100% a red, 3 match ban and ejection into space.

Smalling has 3 cards in 19 appearances this season btw. He should have 3 a match.

Please read that post as if I'm not being a snidey cunt.

Not really sure what most of that has to do with anything but on balance, today, it was even. See @Howay's post above for some of the things that went against Newcastle, then compare those to the things that went for Newcastle.

I'd forgotten he existed tbh. More's the pity I was mistaken.

That bollocks tbf, on balance.

THREE yellow cards for Smalling this season btw. Can that possibly be right?

Aye, obviously played for a point. Did he watch the same fucking match? The sly cunt.

What did Mourinho say?

Marty already the best 'keeper I've seen in a Newcastle top.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuck of Mourinho, Smalling, Valencia and the rest of you Manc cunts.

Aye, it was close but it's still fucking typical.

Stoning?

Yep, Canada says penalty anyway. What's Sky's take?

Did a second take here as I thought you said he wasn't getting them because he was black. 100% a foul, was it defo inside the box? Either way, it's very hard to call it variance/bad luck at this point.

Never thought I'd be so grateful to hear Robbie Earle.

Immediately switched to Canadian channel when Gary Neville was mentioned. Not even sure that'll make a difference.

Am just hoping that expecting it will somehow leave me ambivalent afterwards.

John Terry involved in a scuffle with a black player. I'm sure it's just a coincidence though.