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Nice! 14340[/snapback] Can't help it mate. I thinks it's something to do with the fact that i can't reprimand them because there not my kids. Nowt worse then kids hitting you and climbing on you and the parents just sit there with a "Eeeh, aren't they cute" look on their faces. Read the anger management thread and you might get an idea on the thoughts that start going through my head at that point 14346[/snapback] You have kids?! *Goes to reopen licensing of parents debate*

I think most of us are more concerned with applause after sex.

I reckon Chomsky thinks that alot.

You might be able to get me under the misuse of colloquialisms act though.

Yes, I'm somewhat surprised I'm still able to log in. Or have you no balls at all? JESUS WEPT!

Craig likes little boys!

For fuck's sake! Better?

We should be in for him, I know he's not bound by the transfer window regulations at the moment but he'll want to find a club asap. If Arsenal don't want him we may have a shot, although Liverpool are looking to strengthen in that area.

This is one area where I don't like extremes - bushy - no thank you, fully shaven - preferable to bushy but still not good.

Ah that brings me back - I always used to listen to Elvis Presley whilst playing that for some bizarre reason!

Just arrived today, very good.

Wouldn't it be typical Freddy to leak this story as a bargaining tool over Anelka?

Christanval's on a free and we bring in Moore? Like to know the reasoning behind that one.

Cheers for clearing that up Craig.

Jam

Stop it, you're killing me!

I try to read a few of them, including the Guardian, but they're all fucked in their own way. Their football is a joke, politics aren't much better - that letter writing campaign during the US election, that was embarrassing. I'm not a fan of Bush but they bash him without even thinking about it, make themselves look silly but the plastic liberals lap it up.

Go on Jimbo, tell us how big you'd make it.

Companies seem to be doing this all the time now. Constantly cutting costs without realising that you can't keep getting the same quality of product with less, lower paid staff. Nice in a way to see BA getting their figures burnt, althogh it's shame for everyone whose holidays were knacked up as a result. 13605[/snapback] Yes, and how do the consumers respond? By accepting a lower quality with little complaint! And when they do complain what do you do? Lower the quality of the customer service. More profit for the company. Gotta love capitalism - fuck the customer, fuck the employee, hail the almighty dollar.

They nicked this report from the Jorman's equivalent of the S*n. http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/geldjob/ba...sirrtuemer.html And I wouldn't mess with a Jorman occupying a sunbed, normally they have a tank in the hotel room either... 13083[/snapback] I love how the Guardian get on their intellectual high horse and then nick stories from tabloids. And write bullshit football news that would make a Sun Editor blush.

Sorry, won't keep it long. Was looking for something new and remembered your classic quote.

Ah Dr Katz was brilliant! Completely forgot about that, I'm off to check bit torrent..

I like the Haiku even better!

Like my new sig?

Nah, the lasses love it, goes down nearly as well as the hard man act. 13624[/snapback] Do they slap it quickly like a scene from Benny Hill? Just out of interest do you bic it or has it just fell out naturally and left a nice shiny finish? A baldy head can make you look quite hard, didn't you know. 13628[/snapback] Do bald men make you hard then?