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Just me then... I may have some deep seeded and unresolved issues with my mother over this.

If you knew losing the next 2 games meant Souness & Fred and the Halls would go, Sultan of Dubai would hand Newcastle 1 billion for nothing, KK as Director of Football and Mourinho as manager would you wish for it then?

He didn't run away, your mother brought him to the vet and had him put down, or was that just my family?

But what if you had a crystal ball Craig, as in my post above, I know it's not possible but just consider what I said above and respond to it honestly.

I thought it was only in LA that common courtesy had to be legislated?

Yes, exciting almost...

Playing devil's advocate for a minute: If winning our next 2 games under Souness meant he kept his job and went on to have a reasonably successful season, finishing 9th in the league and qualifying for the UEFA cup as FA Cup Runners up and losing them meant getting in Wenger after a shock homosexual affair went bad with David Dein and we finished 3rd and won the FA Cup. Which would you want, if you had that glimpse into the future? Would you not pray we lost the next 2 games for a brighter future?

Seriously? GoogleBot (well bots actually, there's quite a few of them!) crawl around the internet filing web pages to return to a central 'bin' where their value can be computed and served in search results. All the engines have them - Yahoo has Slurp, msn has msnbot. Bots in general - basically a bit of code that does anything, generally the term is reserved for online things though - irc, http etc.

Sorry Meenzer, my 'Fudge Central' is all full up - I've got my head jammed up there!

There's a certain je ne sais quoi about a firm, young carrot.

And what's his full name - Master Craig A Trainspotter?

Is that a euphemism?

One of them's yours for a hit of heroine now too. Haven't found the other one's weakness yet but when I do...

Seeing as yiz bastards made me go out and buy some nice fattening things due to the mouth watering talk about biccies and crisps I'm now sitting here eating some Carte D'Or Mint Choc Chip. And I don't think I've ever seen one of these threads on ice cream, my favourrite of all sugary treats. Haagen Dazs Cookie Dough Dynamo was always a favourite of mine til they stopped selling it - bastards! Recently Ben & Jerry started something similar so that's probably best for me - or Haagen Dazs Strawberry Shortcake. What's yours?

Yeah, fair enough. Freddy's shown himself to have all the business nous of a used car salesman recently. "Signing footballers is alot like making love to a beautiful woman...you've got to pay for it"

Any of them posh Walkers were great - Chili something, Roast Chicken something else. Can't get them over here - the French aren't great at crisps. And Good old Monster Munch is a classic.

If you're saying he'd be wrong to walk away from this deal over that money that's fine, but to critisize him for waiting maybe an extra 2 days to save us 1m, that we should just pay whatever they ask, then I can't agree. It was said like the million doesn't make a difference - we're not Chelsea.

I'd say that's a fairly significant sum on the balance sheet come year end, unless you're playing football manager that is.

I've been known to use "terrible accident in the ugly lumber mill" in the same vein. Caught myself using "back in your box" today, anyone know where the hell I got that from?

Or the latest toon scandal? Luque Bastard! Toon Striker in unmarried parents shocker.

Quoted for truth. It's Toonraider who watches porn and finds dogging sites. She's warping our fragile minds. 15801[/snapback] I was wondering about that as well. How did she find that lot?? Have to admit though that I did know about the dogging site! A colleague told me about it (honest) when my home town was mentioned as a favourite place!! *makes note to ask said colleague how he knew about it* 15803[/snapback] Informing or inviting?

Wasn't he one of their specialist long throw in takers last season as well? I've been wondering why we didn't give that tactic a go since well before we got rid of Speed.

I saw him, but is that Craig off this board? I thought the DOB made him too young but I've just calculated it and I'm wrong - must update year type maths more often.

Couldn't figure that one out but Yahoo thinks this is linking to your site!