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Is that an Oompa-Loompa reading the news?

It's the "Dirk" Side - oh ho ho. And has to be the worst compilation ever put together from a footballing point of view.

what are you talking about?

I was under the impression that Luque had been converted into a winger at Depor early on and remained in that position, am I incorrect? I think Bellamy's brief change to a winger can be digregarded as far as stats go. We all saw he wasn't a natural finisher although unfortunately had he been allowed to stay he looked to be getting much better.

Don't reckon much to Taylor's goalscoring record either. Sell him. 19536[/snapback] what are you talking about? 19537[/snapback] Well you want to compare the goalscoring ratios of a striker and winger so why not a central defender. You're awfully belligerent today Sima, or are you always like this?

Don't reckon much to Taylor's goalscoring record either. Sell him.

If we had signed Luque and Johnson a good few fans would be jumping through hoops (not me). No different in comparison to Flo & Stewart at that particular period of time. 19521[/snapback] Potentially no different to those signings, in the same way that Van Nistlerooy and Kezman's signings were potentially no different.

Cheers BS. After reading that I do have one question for the parents on here. Which of you on discovering that the Fox News watchers of America had your address and thought it occupied by a terrorist would leave your kids there with a house-sitter and go on a cruise?

Hard to take this shite seriously anymore. Can you post up the whole thing -you've got to register on that link I think.

Because it went out of fashion with Police Academy?

The '8 a huit' by us purports to open from 8am to 8pm but in fact open at 8.30 and close at 7.45pm and they close for lunch for about 3 hours.

The rebound factor could work very well in this instance though - the opposite of Souness would win us the treble in his first season.

Yeah, that haircut's required by law now since they passed the Westlife act, also known as the sad act.

Are you sure we haven't just signed Chris Coleman?

It's bad luck not to peel all of the orange skin off in one piece. No Alex, it's not a euphemism!

This article on the official site just confirms that the Luque signing doesn't affect the Owen offer. http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~704995,00.html Good news I think, seems like Freddy's found a few more quid somewhere, has the fan's unrest kicked him into action?

It's Wes Hoolihan I think, not sure though. http://www.shelbournefc.ie/

That's the problem isn't it, I have as much faith in Souness as I did Robson when it comes to getting the right players in. It's just the whole managing players and tactical ineptitudes that gets me worried about Souness. I've just seen Ketsbaia's Landline is reading this thread!

Not sure I really follow that. 19120[/snapback] http://babelfish.altavista.com/

I have to say I thought he needed a run of games to click, he always looked like he had ability but for some reason never quite clicked. He had pace, power, good shot on him and was always working hard. I am prone to believe all players will come good though - I'm still waiting on JJ for God's sake.

If we're being picky I think you'll find Kuijt is the right one - as in how he would sign it.

Paranoid much? I don't even know you!

Brock - it's Kuyt or Kuijt, the former being the anglicised spelling I think.

Hate to bring up this up but this is Kezman's record at PSV. I know Kuyt is a different sort of player but it's worth a look. I'm still excited by this signing. 00-01 PSV Eindhoven 24 Goals, 33 Games 01-02 PSV Eindhoven 15 Goals, 27 Games 02-03 PSV Eindhoven 35 Goals, 33 Games 03-04 PSV Eindhoven 31 Goals, 29 Games EDIT: Sorry SLP, I took a couple of minutes searching for the stats so didn't see your post! He seems more in the Van Nistlerooy mould than the Kezman mould anyway.

I think Renton may just be a little wary of people who've based their opinions on a highlights clip and/or his stats in Football Manager. I'd also like someone who's watched him regularly to let us know his positives and negatives.