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The way football has gone recently has forced me to look at this very hard and I've come to the conclusion that the latter wins. I'd rather every season was Newcastle 95/96 than Chelsea 04/05. I like Chelsea to an extent because my girlfriend supports them, so I watch alot of them. Kenyon's a scumbag and the way they've treated some of their players is shocking. I respect Mourinho for what he did at Porto but to be handed a blank cheque at Chelsea and not be able to entertain fans whilst winning the league? I mean on the pitch of course, off the field he's very entertaining.

You should work for the UN.

So which one is a real footballer?

I think pooing on people's heads may have said more about his mentality than not eating meat, not sure where Alex stands on that issue...

do you?

First person to say "No you are" will be declared the victor!

Do you put on clown shoes when you want to tell a joke?

Totally agree with that sentiment. This thread has reminded me that my brother fell for some small money one a few years back. It involved sending 50/100 quid to some correspondence course that would train you to make big money working on oil rigs. He came to me saying he thought he'd been scammed and could I check if the company was legit. He couldn't figure out how I could tell him the company was not legit without checking...

I don't like visiting places for a week or two. Currently in France for a year or 2 and want to live in Italy for a while and Norway for 6 months. Would love to spend a few years further afield - New Zealand and Peru - when I'm feeling more adventurous.

Nova Scotia! Is he the reason they changed the phone numbers to 2 digits then?

4 Men (Failed Irish Boyband)

Arsenal sent out a B team for that match because it didn't mean anything to them. Tough to argue the 5-0 though, and they lost their next match 6-3 at St. Mary's - he should've been sacked!

Talk about bad luck. 37199[/snapback] Could look at it the other way too. She's narrowly avoided 2 major catastrophes! Even Souness can't beat all the positivity out of me.

Never mind the citizens, I've got servers in Texas!

70%. Not bad, watch more porn. Never bad advice.

Or maybe it's easier than we'd like to think to turn people into fucking savages. Orwell wrote a nice piece in the Observer at the time of the liberation of Paris on how the liberated behaved, worth a read, don't know if that stuff is avaliable online. We don't learn.

What's the highlighted bit about? I must say I loved Craig scoring goals for us but I always hated his personality. I didn't get through a match without a couple of "Shut Up Craig!"s. I remember reading an interview with him admitting to opening video games the night before christmas to read the instructions so he could beat his son. Funny stuff, but what a total prick!

He just went up in my estimation.

I believe that's what he calls it, yes.

Mincing-Psychicist!

Go on...

No, it's all t'internet now Wacky. Mail Order! EDIT: Please note, for authorities without a sense of humour (Americans), this is a joke, you'll find far more interesting stuff in Jimbo's collection!

AF - I reckon you'll be a decent poster if you can throw off the shackles of your previous dimentia and you should care what Wacky thinks, he's an expert at reinvention. You have to consider the persona you projected when you first came on here, don't bite at every comment with abuse. Take a bit of shit because maybe people are remembering how much shit you've dished out.

And I'll take umbrage at that bit!