adios

Absolute spitting image of a bloke I know in that shot. Thought maybe he'd finally done what we all expected and snapped. Sorry TR - was talking to SO.

There's just no need for that kind of talk! Who's that in your avatar, SO?

Much like Bill Hicks' of late.

I on the other hand was deadly serious. I'm trying to pitch you an idea, do you do entertainment law?

Step up from Souness then...

I'd rather lose Charlotte than Wacky or Sima. Can we nominate people, can we do it in a silly room? Can I cry rape when people have stopped paying attention to how talentless I am?

I've heard that before, depends on the type. We had 2 Russian 'dwarf' Hamsters that were grand together.

This is going to sound really dodgy but vaseline on the joint of the wheel will stop that, I'm a grumpy fecker and can't sleep if there's any noise so I learnt the hard way. Very cute but very boring animals. High maintenance ornaments tbh.

In fairness, that sounds like a kid who wanted to see his can float, or something. Now if the mother had been more responsible and made him watch her disembowel a swan with that can, things could have been very different.

My Hero!

Prefer http://www.nails.com/events.html meself.

I can't believe there's a website for this! http://www.i-resign.com/uk/letters/default.asp

No you can't, that's why you see those ratings when you buy a video or a computer game. As has been pointed out, you've completely missed the ironic nature of this thread. If you were related to me I'd much prefer you kept to Newcastle Online, things are much better policed over there. Yay! A censorship debate, now that would make this thread interesting.

Another poet in our midst?

Missed the first Owen goal today so went on Decky's site to see if I could find it. I got the same problem as Matt and saw a thread asking about it. What Decky has neglected to mention is that you must post 20 times in their forums and then apply. This is the first response I noticed Decky make to what looked a reasonable question: "you havent applied you stupid idiot, i have look at whole has applied and you wherent there, or where you? you have the same ip as nutterandi who was just approved" Link Then I left...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's true but wasn't there all sorts of messing around with the board? Possibly bankruptcy.

racist tbh.

Sick tbh.

You old charmer.

Agree with that, although I think that 'Tinker Man' bollocks was blown way out of proportion by the media. Only time I ever saw him lose the plot tactically was that semi final in Monaco, and I can think of times all managers have done worse.

Libelous tbh.

kitten wept tbh.

I bet you give the boys down the park a right going over, Semi.

When I saw the scoreline I thought Robert would be heavily involved, I suppose in a way he was...

Happy Birthday. May your next year as a Newcastle supporter be better than the last.