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Hard old men scare the shite out of me. Probably due to a Catholic upbringing.

We asked 100 men what auto-felatio was... I'd quite like to hear the answers to that one! btw "self-defiling"? Are you a bishop?

When did they figure that out and how large was the sample? Was it a question on Family Fortunes? If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part.

That's where we'll find the cure for cancer tbh.

I like it. Coined a new toontastic phrase/acronym there, could have legs. .....only very little ones obviously. 52526[/snapback] I have no idea what you mean, I'm just a little short of cash and was hoping someone could help me out!

alms?

I'm hurt tbh.

me or you?

made it foxy

posh talk for narcissistic wanker?

This one seems slightly out of place: Adult Miss Money Pimp Costume The Wedding Day/Wedding Night combo is also a little worrying:

Working on a new album/finishing his Masters of the Universe depending on which personality you ask.

XBox, they haven't sorted the lag! There's apparently a massive bug with optimatch where people haven't been finding anyone else online. Konami are working on that but don't seem too concerned about the lag. They've forced it so that each player hosts a half. That's really easy to cheat and doesn't take into account that some people just have much better connections. Anyway, if they don't sort it out I won't buy anything else from Konami. Have to say offline this is a great version of PES, though.

And declared himself unfit to play?

Was Seabass involved with the previous teams? They talk about him like some kind of Messiah but I don't think any PES is yet to beat the N64 and PS versions. Just looking at the history I was surprised at how recently it became pro evo, I thought those 2 versions on the ps as pes, but they were iss. It's the only game I bother with any more but I reckon 5 may be my last one, fairly disappointed with the online effort this year.

Are you sure about that? I remember there being a separate team that produced another version of ISS a few years ago. ISS World Cup, or something. I thought this 'Seabass' character had been the guy responsible for the main versions all the way back to SNES. Threads do have a tendency to move off topic on this forum!

Yep, you are Asprilla''s Foreskin, bez, Alex, Blaydon... I'm the only sane one.

I remember him now, off the other forum, seemed harmless enough.

No, he's Tony Montana. Little known fact; when he says, "Say hello to my little friend", he's referring to Wacky Jnr!

The only thing I'd want to buy off AF is the drugs he's on!

That particular gaffe was on pes4, I'm struggling to remember line-ups on ISS64! Same people though.

Incidentally, if I'm wrong I blame ISS on the Nintendo64 52356[/snapback] Very reliable source, the people who transferred Hatem Trabelsi to Arsenal, when he still plays for Ajax.

They're apparently not using it anymore. Sony are on my 'blacklist' anyway. Might hurt a little for the PS3, probably not though.

Didn't Cantona have a falling out with the French FA early in his career and never play for them again?