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Yep, it's true enough. Was a bloke on our estate who was beaten by his wife. Serious situation but we all just laughed at him, think she stabbed him in the end. Anyone, man or woman, who gets abuse in a relationship should just walk away, some people just seem to get a kick out of it though. Knew a couple who used to batter each other, smacking each other with glass bottles and all. Not friends of mine, I hasten to add.

Saw this last night, really enjoyed it. Can't say I found it scary though, nice and creepy in places. I kept waiting for it to turn nasty. I found the Satanists charming and that party at the end looked like a hoot. I thought 'Ninth Gate' from Polanski was freakier, in fact his taste in girls is probably scarier!

Not with the naked eye they won't. 52858[/snapback] No, and they're probably reading it via space too, as opposed to strapped to a spy satellite. In fact, they're probably getting it beamed to their PDA in a swanky London wine bar, rearranging meetings in Paris, Hong Kong and New York, just for the hell of it, whilst sitting 50 feet from a news stand...fuckers.

Slap a newspaper on that wall and they'll read it to you from space, nowadays.

I expect a wave of neo-McCarthyism on this site in the not too distant future. Are you now, or have you ever been, a figment of Asprilla's imagination?

I bet you say that to all the girls.

Steven Seagal is a lost gay-porn star. FACT.

Let's play him then! Double negative, dear. 52830[/snapback]

Never see an old man eating a Twix either.

Bit of a downer for him, too.

I agree, to an extent.

Is that all the different pseudonyms you use it's suggesting to you, Rob, or should I say...Professor Asprilla! If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that's browser specific. I'm not too familiar with Mozilla.

Anything with Steven Seagal in it.

There's now 2 of you in the world who would play Bellamy down the right.

A few things. 1. I don't get pissed. 2. Nice to see there is a flock of sheep around here. 3. I'm not wound up Alex, I just think you're a cowardly fucker who is brave across the internet. I don't have to in any way wound up to think about confirming that. BTW I was never in the Army. 52753[/snapback] J69's alter ego tbh.

It reeks tbh.

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I knew that question would be worth asking!

I thought you meant the cat's mother there for a second. EDIT: At this point I think everyone needs to be banned from this site, no-one's old enough to read this shite.

I'm interested to hear your reasoning on this one, you're the medical man, but I wasn't aware there was a certain order you were supposed to splash your bird in!

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Girl with a Pearl Earring, though I'm quite looking forward to the sequel...

I just found this one on IMDB, the titles awful but does anyone else find the synopsis a little disturbing:

I heard you were ecstatic.