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Well reducing education to some fanciful story pieced together for ulterior motives would indeed be...blasphemous.

Be interesting to cross-reference that with the social metrics on liars and piss-takers! 86% of the Irish surveyed still believed sex was a doorty sin.

And yet they'll reject teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, disgraceful.

Zathras, I've visited alot of places but I've only lived in 4 countries for a year or more, I have to say I wouldn't think a couple of months is long enough to really get a feel for a culture.

Not necessarily! Sorry magdelaide, that's not aimed at you because I don't know you, I'm just saying it's not always a good thing. For what it's worth I would never do that unless the other half was very keen on it.

Why do I get the feeling there'll be a story about an angry dwarf turning up in casualty with his knob stuck in an 8800 tomorrow?

At the expense of putting them slightly to the right of the Conservatives (and al Qaeda)? What's the point?

Don't know, how much do you have to pay, like.

Fecking gorgeous over here at the moment, I'm just not planning to go to any big cities for a few days!

That picture suggests they know where the attacks are going to occur tomorrow...do you think it's some kind of conspiracy?

Emre's nickname is Benny, I can see the resemblance...

I've been working on the assumption that she's been consuming the adrenalin glands of rabid monkeys for some time now...

So what you're saying is, as a man you're quite partial to him?

This has nothing to do with Souness. Robert has proved himself to be a complete prick, can you honestly believe otherwise? That this is all some elaborate media hoax? I know what you mean about how the media portray certain players but Robert's quite clearly taking the piss. You do have to feel sorry for him because he's bordering on retarded but not because he's been misrepresented.

I hear the Randi Institute is offering a million dollars to anyone who can make Robert understand the irony of that situation.

You'd think he'd be used to it by now. Reading that, the bloke really is in his own little dream world. He said the same thing about people passing to him when he joined Newcastle.

I heard he'd broken that after denouncing it as the devil's work. 53887[/snapback] Just like Boyo's mobile. Try shoving a Spinning Jenny up your arse though! 53888[/snapback] Is that before or after I put the dog's bollocks up there? Is there some sort of manual I can get?

I heard he'd broken that after denouncing it as the devil's work.

For the idiots amongst us, what's a Luddite? 53884[/snapback] No need to explain that on here. They all post elsewhere, so I'm lead to believe.

Terrible affliction, hard..sorry..difficult to feel like a man without that functioning properly.

For the luddites amongst us, what's good about that phone?

We quoted them 20 million for Jenas.

Comparing Ferguson to Thatcher!