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So could a pickled monkey penis.

Watched the Aristocrats last night, I really enjoyed it but a recommendation might belong in the 'Bad Taste Joke' thread!

I think it's as good as anything Chris Morris has done but alot of his fans have criticised it. I'd recommend the first one a go and seeing what you think.

It does indeed, I think it literally means taking the skin off something, very evocative!

You really should learn some punctuation you know Dave.... 64515[/snapback] From what I witnessed last week, my arsehole is picking the team. 64516[/snapback] There can't be too many fans left who don't think the club's had a jolly good go at their arseholes, either!

Oh dear! How could I forget about Graeme's classic last week that he's got more important things to worry about, somebody hire that man a PR manager.

Grand, so now I at least know that it's not as crazy as it sounded..or we're both mad as a bag of cats.

Souness has come out last Friday he said he'd never walk and basically suggested the fans were to blame for the last 40 years without silverware (although I thought maybe it was a dig at the local media) and over the weekend he's said the fans can't expect to win every game which was an obvious wind-up. I know Souness has a history of saying stupid things but anyone who once met someone with half a brain would realise the effects these suggestions would have on the fans. So has he decided he wants out but wants his severance and is therefore giving Freddy only one choice?

Jesus, the number of times HTT's been caught out on this bollocks you think he'd learn. He must have changed stories about 3 times during the Owen saga and when I caught him out it was all 'Oh you should know not to take me seriously, I'm full of shit, it was just a wind-up ' Fucking deluded, man. (Sorry, Skol) EDIT: Oh and Craig broke the Luque story here through Gol, I remember it well.

None of snake's liberal bollocks, you're off to Gitmo on the next ship. You're either with us or against us!

Either of them would be an improvement on Souness.. Well someone's got to say it!

I may not 100% agree with him but I can't disagree with the logic, it's airtight.

You're all jealous of HTT's giant intellect tbh.

Monty Python stylee?? RUN AWAY!!! 63810[/snapback] with a bloke with two halves of a coconut imitating a horse following him ! 63811[/snapback] For years I've laboured under the illusion that's what horses looked like, Google Image Search came as a bit of a shock! So if that's a horse what do porn stars look like?

I'm sure Wullie used to be a decent poster over there and just snapped at some point under the Souness regime. His poor young heart couldn't take it any more. Personally I can't blame him, some of the shit that's been inflicted on us under Souness is tantamount to child abuse!

38! One to know a song about it! 63411[/snapback] What about the: -one to recant the epic of the lightbulb through the medium of poetry? -one to create a duplicate account claiming he is a lightbulb and thinks the people of Newcastle should be more forward thinking about lightbulbs. -one to back up the previous poster with the aid of 16 letters after his name and suspiciously similar terminology.

I'm not a big fan of the death penalty as it currently stands, it's obviously about revenge and blood-lust for anyone looking on objectively. But, you have to wonder what exactly these lads are going to offer society. I wouldn't strongly object to the notion of a simple execution with no ceremony attached from the point of view of removing them from the gene pool. And yes, Rob, if I felt it would help things in the long run, I'd pull the trigger myself, you never know, I might even enjoy it. What I really wanted to say though, is that I can't understand how this being a racist killing makes things any worse. You've got to be pretty ignorant to stick an ice-axe into someone's head. The way it's been portrayed suggests that there are more acceptable reasons for this kind of horrific murder. If we want to draw attention to the problems and proactively find a solution to this kind of ignorance, fair enough, but I can't help but think that this media hysteria is driving a wedge between communities, let's solve hate crimes by spreading more hate, genius.

Easy, he'd breathe the wind knocked out of Souness' sails.

Won a few trophies in Scotland when the rivals were struggling and a league cup in England - hmm - sounds familiar. I've always disliked O'Neill - i think he's what I call a football murderer in how he plays the game. This can be effective but I don't think it would "suit" Newcastle. The same apllies to Allardyce. Another point I'd make is that the "Geordie nation" posts claiming Freddie will favour Shearer ignore the fact that the last shortlist consisted of Irishmen, Scots and Mancs. That doesn't mean he'll go foreign of course but I think the Shearer case is overstated. 63752[/snapback] I agree with that statement about O'Neill, everyone seems to rate him a lot more highly than I do, including the ManU board if persistent rumours are to be believed. Don't agree about 'Big Sam' though, I like what I hear about him being an innovator and I'd like to see what he'd do with a 'proper' team at his disposal.

Does he not just want to keep playing, I think that 50p on the back of his neck is about a months wages with Wycombe! I love when he does punditry for Newcastle matches, no-one is so pro-Newcastle (read:delusional). Legend.

I must have been thinking of the gulf stream... 63714[/snapback] YOU THICK TWAT 63732[/snapback] We could fill it with water... Anyone know if these things are water-tight?

IIRC [Place any state here] is home to quite a few white supremacist groups. The NY place was nice too - shame about the link. Views over Central Park and located on 5th Avenue. $17m though. 63723[/snapback]

Shevchenko and his resignation? I sort of agree with you on Souness, he means well but I still reckon he's a bit of a bully.

The whole ting or just the quotes?

How the fuck can anyone really believe that? It's quite obvious how much this is hurting him!