adios

The Innocents. Creepy.

Grossly! Almost as bad as including the top 4 Premiership managers he was so sure would be in for him...so that's 10.

Geordie Fish?

I'm rather dissapointed this isn't a post placing Smoothies somewhere above men dancing and reading books about movies on the 'Top 20 ways to be gayer than Christmas' chart.

5 if you count Joe Jordan.

If this goes through Benfica would be worth a punt for the European Cup tbh.

An 'Analyse This' & 'Analyse That' double bill will soon cure you. In extreme cases a dose of 'Meet the Fockers' may be required.

Tony Montana or Toby Maguire? I'd take either over Souness.

Brian Marwood also never failed to have a pop at Luque for being a lazy bottler, the only time he didn't complain about him taking too long to get back onside was when Shearer was also offside, strangely never mentioned it when someone else was offside. By the time I heard Mick Quinn I was a little wound up. Luque upfront was the right decision, I think he'll be able to handle the wing when he's used to the English game but he can get used to it much more easily up front. I'm having trouble understanding why Ameobi's on a football pitch at all but I can't see how he'd be any better up front. Apparently that would be playing to his strengths, that comment baffled me.

Well then I apologise to the fat fucker. I disagreed with him about swapping them but I had just thought that comment was totally uncalled for and unprofessional.

No he wasn't, he was going on about the merits of swapping Ameobi and Luque's positions for a couple of minutes, or have I just been whooshed by Celebrity Fat Club?

Absolutely ripping the piss out of Luque, calling him Albert Trotter. Fuck off for a pie and a pint you fat cunt.

I have no problem with FS, I think Douglas Hall is a big problem but he's here to stay unless a major buyer steps in, we can still be a major force with them at the club, not with Souness. A lot of modern managers would change the other elements you've mentioned.

There's a mental image that's not going anywhere in a hurry.

On the bright side we clearly have some very talented players if FS can just do the decent thing.

Just listening to Mick Quinn on TalkSport, lost any last ounce of respect I had for the man, fucking total prick.

Legend...

I hope so, I'm not convinced...

I'll swap you one of my last 2.

ART Sport, they're incompetent but I've seen all but two Newcastle Premiership matches all season. I must admit I was cursing Clarkie for that equaliser, please Souness, just go.

1. See Newcastle win something. 2. Shag Margaret Thatcher. 3. Assassinate George W Bush. 2&3 are interchangeable.

Nobby man of the match so far, even without the goal. Luque looks promising. *Puts tin hat on*

Pulitzer prize winning stuff tbh. I agree with what he's saying, I've seen enough of Luque today to want to see what he can do before summer, certainly hasn't proved anything yet.

Slightly better than Shearer & Ameobi then.

ooh, it appears the Guardian are in the secret super spy club too, someone should tell the ringleader...