adios

Well we weren't going to mention it, Gemmill, but...

That post is gayer than men dancing whilst reading books about movies and drinking pink smoothies tbh.

Weight gain?

If a few of us spent half the time we spend on here getting a bit of exercise we wouldn't have to worry about it... ...because we'd be dead of heart attacks

We're giving them too much money these days.

Then why can I see you on Google Earth?

He was a lot easier to miss back then.

I'm dying to know who this is now, maybe I should PM Renton to find out...

Oh, 'tis the very image of her, all right, now.

Can't see her on there http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078713/fullcredits

Inefficient use of language is actually a crime over there, isn't it? I hope the police aren't monitoring your PC, Isegrim, or that 'Och' could get you in trouble!

When's your audition?

JESUS WEPT 75302[/snapback] Fucking bollocks! 75305[/snapback] That's my plans for the evening fucked then.

Getting his view of cultures from de movies, like Hitler. I'll make it easy for you, we say 'like' too much in Dublin too. Actually it's a shame you don't know what you're on about because we have one of the most comical 'dialects' of English around. Isn't your image of Geordies completely based on the Likely Lads as well.

Ooh Arr's the most profound statement I've ever heard...

Did I just see someone from Cornwall say that?

Ah, that's bullying. Making jokes for you 'inside' people in England I fail to understand (google is no help either). 75294[/snapback] I just did the same thing, Geordie conspiracy tbh.

JESUS WEPT mines bigger tbh 75267[/snapback] JESUS WEPT 75282[/snapback] He was a poster who didn't follow the rules! JESUS WEPT Ooh..this could get (more) childish.

I bet this is what AF does in real life, has a couple of Shandys and starts abusing the locals, wife sitting mortified beside him, and then thinks he's being bullied out of his new home by the locals when they tell him to piss off!

JESUS WEPT mines bigger tbh

Who is that aimed at, because the last 2 posters are German and Irish respectively. EDIT: And Scottish above that, this is a veritable United Nations of 'you're a cunt'.

Beaten to it...also how can something be too perpetual?

What ponce said that?

AF, has it occured to you that things seem better in Cornwall because it's home to you, whereas the xenophobia seems worse in Newcastle because you are the outsider? Having been to both places only as a tourist I couldn't spot much difference, your lot did try to stuff me in a fuck off straw giant and set fire to me but the scraps going on in the corporate lounge of the Stadium of Shite (not technically Newcastle, but let's face it you're all the same up there) the last time they went down were fantastic, never seen anything like it, so that evens it up. Shouldn't claim credit for Lennon's work btw, Yoko will have you.