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I have a heart condition, if you hit me...it's m-murder. 75537[/snapback] my wifes having a baby...... 75632[/snapback] "I fuck arses", who fucks arses, he fucks arses? Maybe he wrote it in a moment of drunken sincerity.

When he looks in the mirror I expect he says things like, "If that ugly twat looks at me again, I'll chin him."

They've got a few things I want, but I can't get in!

Off to send Renton an annoying PM...

Dennis Rodman? Jesus, things must be pretty bad. I'm just going off the pics along the top of the site, I just saw a black guy called Dennis. Paris Hilton's lookalike would definitely get it.

He's already got an account for every day of the week, they could just rotate.

Isn't that Paris Hilton's only discernable talent, anyway? She'll have the lawyers out. 75579[/snapback] What? Looking like Paris Hilton? 75581[/snapback] Exactly, has she every done anything else to justify the attention, have you seen 'House of Wax'. I'm having a look on the c4 bb site and I have to ask, who are: Dennis, Rula, Pete , Traci, Preston and Maggot? This last chap, what the fuck, is satire now dead, because everything pop culture is a parody of itself. I feel old. Should I start downloading episodes of this or would that be a waste of time?

Isn't that Paris Hilton's only discernable talent, anyway? She'll have the lawyers out.

Can't see it on BitTorrent*, bastard! I really have gotten used to being able to have anything, instantly. *That'll have AF back, he is righteously indignant about stealing music, in case he ever makes any worth stealing.

Sounds interesting...

I know someone in MENSA with an IQ only slightly above that, I don't think it's all that prestigious. Is that US or UK though I wonder, and is he just basing it off some random website?

He's already told us about his sexual conquests and his IQ (FFS)... ...I think if he'd had any success in the jingle market we'd know about it.

I have a heart condition, if you hit me...it's m-murder.

I've had more than my share of all 3 thankyou very much 75521[/snapback] If you had to draw a picture of a bloke who bragged about sexual conquests and drug induced misadventures on the information-superhighway, what would that look like?

He's too easy though, isn't he? Alex may want a challenge. AF's the only WUM I've seen who comes along and winds himself up and just gives everyone else a good laugh. I've just sat here laughing at him and wasted a couple of hours, bastard.

I was just thinking the same thing, justifiable homicide tbh.

And that's closer to the sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll lifestyle than AF will ever get. Still, he's home in front of a warm fire, probably sucking a Werther's original, so there.

The riddle of the ages, there's always AF, I suppose.

That self-deprecation you were going on about seems to be shorting somewhat.

What ponce said that? 75252[/snapback] HTT 75266[/snapback] Perfumed ponce!

If you really want to get into her pants that badly, young man, you're going to have to tone up.

Saying people who write jingles are musicians is like saying that someone who makes a living wanking into a jar 6 times a day is a porn star.

It's what he still dreams of doing tbh.

I suppose if you get it out first, you can control the story, before the media frenzy, like?

Them little African fellas?