adios

GREAT!

Have a good one!

Ah, so ze story changes! Seriously can you just quote the bit that mentions N-O?

Has all the hallmarks of ghost-writing tbh (imagine how low on the ladder you'd have to be to ghost write for Oliver!), two rough guides lads do up an easy format book on a team and slap a local, recognisable name on the front. I'd also be interested to know exactly what the book says, presumably not "HTT's site is second only to toontastic.net in GREATness"?

Look on the bright side, at least if we get dragged into a relegation scrap we have the best team spirit in the league to fight our way out of it.

On your book or on your screen, when you follow that link?

How much of it did he actually write... http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1...5794145-9769543

I totally agree with that. Image is also incredibly important to football clubs and to plcs, what Bellamy did made a mockery of the Newcastle United.

Dampness in Buildings Alan Oliver

Yes, we'll turn the corner a little too quickly, the left-rear tyre will blow out, and we will spin out of control, off the bridge and plunge hundreds of feet to our death in the black icy water below. Metaphorically, of course.

I'm always amazed at the variety of problems people get help with on this forum, and how quickly. Maybe it's your attitude? Nah, it's the forum.

That would be a rather surreal thing to witness.

Personally I can't fucking stand those error messages - I prefer to communicate in plain English. I know some people who do work by saying this like "i've got the 43525 error code" but that means fuck all to me! 78733[/snapback] Think they're on the fucking Enterprise tbh.

If you can find 50 virgins in Essex you are my new Messiah tbh.

The suspect is a Medium pepperoni pizza...

Gemmill's codename.

AF will be filing this thread under 'Why I hate Geordies' for later use, scruffy bastards!

What are you thinking about becoming?

Not something you get to say every day...

There are people on here being made to look silly..by a mental.. on a unicycle..

Judging by Jonny's silence, I think he's away to Waterstones to buy my book! When I said 'all good bookshops' though, I meant more like Sven's Adult Books 78172[/snapback] Reading over the first few posts again 2 things are clear, firstly this is a blatant piss-take, anyone taken in by it must hand their heads in shame! Secondly, he's not buying any books, he's clearly off knobbing Lou. EDIT: While she posts on here, kinky...

If that story is the truth then he hasn't got a hope in hell. Nobody can work about the point of this thread but it's still going strong at 4 pages!

You're way too fucking nice, I probably would have pissed on him and left him there!

Is that a euphemism?

Took me a second to figure out who the fuck the bloke on the left was!