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Has anyone bought the movie rights to this yet?

Wish someone had told me earlier tbh.

You don't really like the bloke, but you stayed in his house for an extended period of time? I get the impression if this story was told from a different angle you were that couch gypsy. Majorly busted, either way.

They're called strawberries, Gemmill. But you stick to the steak and eggs if it's working for you.

Wordsmith.

My God, man!

That's what Oscar Wilde said, verbatim.

You could've stopped right there tbh. 91778[/snapback] But does he have a juicer?

I cant imagine the restaurants are much kop like. 91756[/snapback] Depends whether or not you believe the hype.

Depends if HTT's writing it... 91763[/snapback] Did anyone else notice him writing for quite a while in the Hitzfeld thread today, before disappearing without a post?

Are you planning to finally disappear completely up your own arsehole, then?

I believe the next step in this sequence is: I know I am, but what are you.

Keep trying tbh.

Bet you didn't feel a thing! When I was a kid, a mate of mine had this huge black & white poster (must have been A1) of Pratchett's big, beardy, grinning face wearing a black stetson. To this day, the gayest thing I've ever seen, and I include Meenzer in that. It was enough to put me off for life.

Well, it's self fulfilling, you see. The women hear this man bragging about his sexual conquests and the size of his manhood and think 'I gotta get me some of this', at least, that's what the tapes said.

Did he make wrong love with you when you were young, or something?

You make a lot of assumptions for a well travelled man.

It's too big a field to generalise, it depends on the cancer and the individual patient. Usually you need 5 years for the all clear mind, but you can't put your life on hold for that time period. 91654[/snapback] What are we talking, in hectares? Ball park figure.

Would I be right in saying not completely? Even in full remission there is still a chance it could come back, usually much harder.

You can use your login for the official site, because they're both 'World' sites. Assuming you're registered. Thank fuck.

Not funny tbh.

I hope you've been whooshed!

This silky chap must be a very straight forward comedian.

Yeah, that's why I mentioned them, I thought you might be able to explain your position. I don't like Leazes' politics but at least he's consistent. Yours are increasingly the delusional ramblings of a mad old fart tbh.

they should be forced to pay the money they owe, plus an enormous fine and have to pick up litter in the West End with flourescent jackets with "I am a loathsome tax evader" on the back - that's what they do in Singapore - where Happiness is our Way of Life of course Why spend more of our money banging them up FFS 91575[/snapback] And burglars, drug dealers, accountants of organised criminals, why waste money on them?