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Agree with the sentiment, fans are generally getting on players' backs much too quickly now; he did say recently that he now sees himself a right-back, though that may just have been to maintain his status of having more column inches than Jordan. Oh, and Shearer scored a hat-trick against Arsenal on his full debut.

Yep, it's back to normal now, my text is back to normal size, I think. Certainly wouldn't call this a migraine, tiny bit of queasiness and a not-a-headache. There'd be some hard words spoken with past and present girlfriends if this was a migraine!

A suggestion that any opportunity to take a swipe at a yank is a good one.

Well, that's a whole 'nother argument.

OK - it could be a contraction of donkey or monkey, more obviously monkey. To calll a black lad a monkey? That thought would have at least gone through my head when posting, or reading, that.

Certainly my none-too-sophisticated country dentist in Ireland was well clued up on them. If you make an informed decision then I don't think that's stupid, that's a choice, newsreaders with tooth-brighteners, athletes with steroids, Gemmill with chocolate. It's only as stupid as "buy now, pay later".

That's not a trade secret, I thought everyone knew that was the trade-off? EDIT: What are spams by the way?

Then maybe she should try eating low-fat glands.

Suggestion that a change to the US education system might help to uncover why I don't consider a slight on the British as offensive.

Christian shock and awe at how unfunny that picture is now, and ever shall be.

Sorry, am I being thick*, or is referring to Shola as "Ameonki" the most blatant piece of racism that's been on N-O? *Leaving myself a bit open there.

Witty riposte suggesting the extent of "good ol' American know-how" could be tattooed on a leprechaun's right testicle.

Retort with question about the intelligence of the average American.

Welcome back.

In fairness, the only reason I was out today is because it's been horrible over here for the last few weeks and it's the first bit of sun I've seen in a while. So that should make you feel a bit better. It was that old dilemna of working or sitting in the sun, so I thought I'd 'comprimise' and catch up on some business reading in the sun. If anything God's punishing me for telling that story to my girlfriend this morning about SMO's blind colleague saying that he'd love to see Rangers in the next round of the Champion's League. Andy - thanks for the tip, but I'll take my chances, all bloody foreigners, these doctors over here, can't understand a word they're saying. I should stress, I'm not at all worried about it, it has happened once before. I just really wanted to know does it happen to everyone in the same situation, is there a name for it and would it affect me long term if I kept doing it. EDIT: That smiley looks really fucked up with blurred vision...

Just been sat outside reading in the sun for about an hour. Since I've come back in I've got really blurry vision, had to zoom the text on here to read it. I've had a look on the expansive medical dictionary that is google but haven't found much. Any of you lot know anything about it? And before any of you clever shites start mentioning masterbation, Jimbo's still using this website without the help of a seeing-eye dog so I should be all right on that front.

You have actually seen Luque play, haven't you? 106148[/snapback] Does 3D match view count?

Well, work with what you've got, like.

Oh, in that context it's different: brown log; black man's cock; black boyfriend.

Was taking the piss out of myself, and others.

What the f*** is a thunderbox?

Or, to be more precise, a travelog for people who can't get off their fat arses.

Should sign up on here tbh.

Short for web log, for people who think they've got something important to say, and usually don't.

Use with caution, the last time I checked this was not a full firewall, it only stops traffic one way. Good idea with the spyware stuff.