adios

Aye, the girlfriend's very pleased with the lack of splashes on the seat, but a little disconcerted by having wade through shit to get to it. It just saves me sitting down if I do need to, although I appreciate that my effeminate behavior could be something of a dissappointment to you.

Seriously though, how hard can it be? I can't believe you had a rancid floor board in your house. Were you brought up in a Roddy Doyle novel? ;) 114318[/snapback]

Nope half the time when I'm just taking a leak, especially if it's the middle of the night, it also helps if there's something along those lines that hadn't been anticipated. Agree about wiping if you happen to hit the seat, there'd be an interesting correlation between what people say in here and what they say in the showering thread, I reckon.

No, but you can make adjustments, I never have a problem with it, although I do sit half the time anyway... I do however have a problem with "splash-back" from urinals, so I won't use them.

How does that work?

Is Gemmill in the midst of a HTTesque dissertation... ...or has he just hit the 'Add Reply' button while cracking one off? EDIT: All done?

Probably better off; she looks a bit young, like.

The note didn't start "Me so horny" then?

Are you suggesting that SMO couldn't possibly want to go Chinese, or that she'd be considerably cheaper?

This bullying of senior intellectuals is needles.

Rob's slightly confused by the concept of hard drugs tbh.

Luring us away with promises of pretty things; are you in bed with Wacky and Leazes now? I'm speaking metaphorically, of course.

True, security's tighter than Fort Knox in most newsagents tbh.

Your turn next week, and I expect photos. 114085[/snapback] Ok, but are you gonna text me for them first? 114092[/snapback] No, that would be gay.

And you can't see which threads have unread posts.

Your turn next week, and I expect photos.

Optical illusion, that dog's actually 6 miles away.

Fabulous inventions, these.

Never did him any harm...

Have a good one!

Have an even gooder one.

Felt the need to issue a disclaimer after some of the comments in this thread? 113029[/snapback] God can strike anywhere, at any time, and he doesn't take no for an answer.

You'll need a cork-screw and shandy's head.

tbh

In the name of the pitcher and the catcher and the spear'd hole.