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If we want to continue our reputation as clueless wankers I would be hard pressed to name a better spokesman than HTT.

I haven't been so offended since the good doctor suggested I wore y-fronts!

I'd prefer a whole one, mind. Not convinced I have a type. Bit shorter than me and a bit younger than me, I suppose, the opposite tends to be a little disconcerting (sorry Pud ) Other than that I've never been fussy. 115559[/snapback] True, you could keep a bit of one to chew on between meals, I suppose.

Replce 'kind of' with 'only' and I whole-heartedly agree.

Unless 3 involves pitying them, I really don't see the point of 2.

Forward thinking. Could have saved Laz's mother some cash, though.

That's this afternoon's entertainment buggered, then.

I've been sitting here trying to figure out what my 'type' is, I've come to the conclusion that I'm a slut and a deviant, but I might draw the line at Down Syndrome. And saying you like big tits is like a gay saying he likes a bit of penis.

"loves the cock", check...

Aye, that and How to get ahead in advertising, probably the two most predictable films I've ever watched.

Google, the master counterfeiters accomplice!

Renton's a little too eager to demonstrate tbh. Don't worry, you'll get your opportunity with the clique "welcome pack".

Grooming tbh. Have a good one Brock, might want to leave aside some of the birthday fund for security against the honey monster!

That'll be exposure to "sunshine".

I reckon she understands blokes better than you give her credit for.

Happy Face from lack of oxygen tbh.

I just don't agree with that; all men (bar Gemmill, of course) and plenty of women are not worth a shag, and they're all fair game for a platonic relationship. Some of you must have some very bizarre relationships with your mothers.

Vin Diesel looks quite hard, tread carefully.

Fuck's sake; this puppy wants putting down tbh.

You could rearrange those words into a rather unfortunate request. Or fortunate, whichever 114998[/snapback] Definitely fortunate in the case of the ginger bum lover. Sounds like something Arthur Conan Doyle wrote.

You're right, no-one will have thought of that; have you been in contact with the club yet?

Does your one phone call allow you to send a picture message of your cock?

More believable than Scanners...

The only thing smart about him is his tackle tbh.