adios

On the dvd it's broken into three 40 minute episodes, don't think I could do it all in one sitting. I've seen too many of these documentaries, read a lot of Chomsky and Klein (who I think is a fucktard tbh) and the solution's fairly straight forward, but people don't want to know, so fuck 'em, I'm just getting rich instead. Were Bechtel the ones who stopped people collecting rainwater? Did they hire you to pose as the big ginger deity, if you steal our rainwater, the fire will come!

EXTREME ironing, mate.

He's no HTT tbs tbs.

Saw that, don't think I've watched the third part yet. I got bored: Corporations are evil, we get it... Why oh why did I mention the HAL thing in my post? I had little hope of a serious answer to my question on here anyway, now I'm more likely to pay for this console with my lottery winnings.

Roll the letters forward one and you get the name of a certain multinational computer firm, although Clarke denied it was intentional. Was thinking about treating myself to one of these* today, anyone recommend a couple of games? *360, not HAL 9000.

Like your "irritated"? 116469[/snapback] You're tbh 116472[/snapback] Never did 'im no 'arm tbo.

HTT's jokes go over your head, regularly. How have you managed to stay alive this long?

tbh.

I'll just think of you as Pud's mad friend.

Trouble is, that probably means something lewd in youth txtspeak! 116353[/snapback] It means "cheers for the hot lunch".

I've kept an open mind for most of my life, but reckon it's all bollocks, even after having a very odd sleep paralysis episode. And other intelligent life in the Universe is likely, they'd just have to break the laws of physics as we understand them to get here. So Radgina, if you can in any way prove to us that you do indeed "see dead people", I'd be much obliged, as my current belief system that you die and that's that, is cold comfort.

Genius, I'm gonna do this or The Mags i think you should seeing as your in Durham to begin with. Then follow her to the nearest internet cafe and see her face drop! Class. 116264[/snapback] And possibly the nerdiest sting in the history of t'internet.

I think it was probably a neccessity borne out of poverty dumbo 116240[/snapback] Let them eat fancy cakes tbh.

Good lad. Anyway, now one of you need to get a brown envelope. Hide it somewhere on the sat morning and tell her it there. Then take photo's of her when she goes to collect it (Say you'll drop it an 9am before meeting her at 10am). Make sure you take you donuts n coffee while you're on the stakeout! Prob her ex lad who wanted to get her pics around and make some vash out of it 116235[/snapback] Jimbo's Wank Wagon would be ideal for those purposes iirc.

Just to be clear, we're not talking about manc-mag, here? Oh, and I'll get my bet in early and say this thread's heading for at least 12 pages.

Definite euphemism in there somewhere.

That'll be some operation, road-blocks all over the city: "Excuse me sir, if you wouldn't just mind stepping out of the vehicle for a moment and dropping your trousers." Pictures of SMO's cock in post offices across the country : "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS COCK?"

They're fucked anyway, once this cash-savvy child-whore realises she's not getting the cash with plan A, she'll just blackmail them for grooming, she's even got a mugshot.

Fucking hell, if you really want to go two's up on a figure like that, poor Brock didn't do too well out of his birthday fund.

I think we've just found Jamaica's answer to Lukas Ramhauser.

If you trust your girlfriend I don't understand the problem. Him being a pain is her problem, your insecurities are your problem tbh.

*Switches over to TalkSport*

60,000, I think. We should have a competition to see if anyone can mention Ashburton Grove, or anything for that matter, in a more MEGASOOPA-FANTASTIC manner than this thread.

= :seething: ?

*Retires to the bathroom*