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You're saying Graeme Souness practices Judaism?

First time I read that as "You canny shove yer granny up yer arse". The picture didn't help at first glance, either.

How strange.

Why don't you just elaborate on what you meant.

What's me cock got to do with anything? 121126[/snapback] You've officially accepted your title, then? There were mentionings of the strangeness of your foreskin in the highlighted thread. Not something I say very often, it must be said.

Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now.

Looks quite nice, although I do hate the use of the word online in web addresses.

This is the bore of the board. Amen.

I bet you say that to all the girls. I'll be dissapointed if you don't look like Paul Jewell now tbh.

And centuries of practice have taught us that that never scars children.

Do you always embolden the middle a? Odd, haven't seen that done before, are you a Jehovah's witness? Oh, and hello newbie.

Speaking of gingers, Gemmill you are hereby instructed to watch series 9 episode 11 of South Park, to further your education and remind you of how dirty you are.

Playing there Monday anyway; might save a few people a trip.

Peasant.

Aye, people should realise that their time is much better spent playing arcade games in their garage. Agree on Rancid Turds and Pissing on the Floor threads - you see Craig, you're supposed to have these things nominated by several people, not just one person saying "Well, I quite liked...". 121115[/snapback] Needs to be renamed Bizarre tales of Adrian Mole's cock, 2 3/4", though.

Just as a matter of interest, do you see the irony?

Jesus Wept, I hope you're not saying what I think you're saying.

I'm Surprised, apparently he's a regular on here.

Sorry Wacky, think you needed two fucks and a cunt in there to make it funny. Here you go, if you can be bothered reading it. No-one ever tells you about the scorpions, either.

Anti-semite!

I don't know, yesterday this place was a haven for Nazis, today it's racist smilies. Political correctness gone mad I tells ya.

Cake; it's a fucking disgrace.

South of France.

We've got a few on our land, the odd one slithers past when I'm sitting in the sun, nothing particularly dangerous but we've got a snake-bite kit; the instructions say is not to be used on your testicles, which makes me curious...

Only if you've changed the strings to something slightly less homosexual.