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Limited lifespan, more difficult to upgrade, avoid like the plague unless you actually want to carry it around with you.

Not humorloess; just don't share your sense of humor. Arrogant, I can't deny. I'm American. 123623[/snapback] I thought Office Space was fantastic, so we do have the same sense of humour; ha, that's you telt. But until you see 9-11 as the funniest shit since Princess Di, I just don't think we'll be on the same wave-length tbh.

You come across like a humourless, arrogant ... individual tbh.

I think you've just described Matlock tbh. Isn't the whole point of sending up obvious character flaws, that they're obvious? Would you be willing to accept the possibility that this just went over your head?

You put weights on the end and lift them! The difference being that your hands are vertical, not horizontal, which takes pressure off the wrists. For poofs tbh.

How is David Brent one-dimensional? He's: a chilled-out entertainer; a philosopher-poet; a singer/song-writer; a philanthropist; and the father of one big happy family! Can you give me an example of how it's predictable? Are you saying that a parody accentuating a person's most obvious flaw does not work?

We were shocking in the first half against the Mackems too.

No, in fairness you've taken it on the chin. Where did you get the definition of a pyramid scheme neccesitating some sort of pay-to-play system? It's certainly a type of pyramid scheme, but a less and less common one, MLM seems to be the more common term nowadays but that's just semantics. It's not that the bottom rung lose money, but time, which equates to the same thing. I had a read of this article, and this is really what I'm on about:

Might try to get some work done today, plus that sounds too much like hard work.

He's in the papers today waffling about how Alan Shearer can have any job he wants at the club from turnstile operator to Chairman. Go on Alan, tell him you want the Chairmans job and watch his fat face drop 123427[/snapback] He should wind Shepherd up by requesting a different job every week. FS: Hi Alan. AS: Hi Freddy. FS: Why the long face Alan? AS: Oh I dunno......things just aren't working out for me as a steward. When I left the box office to do this I thought it sounded perfect, but.....I dunno. I'm just not happy. FS: Alan, I've always said you can have any job you want. You name it, it's yours. AS: REALLY!?!? I want to sell the pies! But only if I can keep my steward's walkie talkie? 123445[/snapback] Glad to see this thread is finally making some sense.

Sky had to be covering it was broadcast here in Australia on Foxsport (our Sky equivilant) with two of the usual twits commentating. 123405[/snapback] All of the Premiership games are always covered like that, even if you don't see them, they're usually on somewhere.

No, it's definitely Jack Osbourne.

Are you Jack Osbourne?

Something about this was bothering me last night; you're the second person on here in recent weeks to use that word to describe a purely character-driven piece. I think, in the case of The Office, the word is either completely wrong, or irrelevent; can you clarify?

Mate, that's a pyramid scheme, guys like you don't usually benefit from it. I'd also suggest that you have a think about the difference between "within the boundaries of the law" and "legit". And I love the fact you've given them permission to spam you; they sound like real stand-up guys. You're wasting your time with it on here anyway, I think people on here have a bit more cop on; except maybe Gemmill, who will struggle between knowing better and being a tight git.

One thing you can't beat anywhere in the world, that I know of, is the sense of humour in Ireland (and the UK). People are generally soft as shite on the continent; can't take a slagging at all.

Aye but does it have the same level of community spirit? 123289[/snapback] Ah, Eireann go brea, my heart aches. The French aren't that different in that regard.

LeClerc and Geant would be the ones we use mainly, not familiar with the latter two. I must say they've got nothing like the big ones in Ireland nor in the UK, from my fairly limited experience. Supermarkets that put Dublin to absolute shame in towns of 30,000 population.

I have a top server with Rackspace in London for a third of that, I guarantee it's work-load is heavier, what OS are they running?!

The sad thing is, that's the only work I've done today.

I hate to say it, but it sounds like you missed something; what other "Brit-coms" are you fond of?

Full game or highlights? I'm off to have a look for it now, but a PM would be much appreciated.

I think you'll find you're gayest. © Short, pudgy, generally unfunny bloke.

It beats Dublin.

Here's the rest of it: Seek out a faithful friend, Replace hate with trust Whenever possible, Make enemies into friends, Think and be kind To other people, And live you life To the full 123018[/snapback] I've changed my mind about the death penalty.