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Past form, criticism, trailers. Doesn't always work. I hated Clockwork Orange, Brazil and Bladerunner to name a few which others say are the greatest films ever, but I generally end up watching films with something about them to enjoy. 133815[/snapback] For shame. You need a better book tbh.

I watched about half an hour of Gigli, flicking arouhnd Sky Movies one day. Words can't describe it. Star Wars is pants, by the way. FACTLACTIC!

Right, I want to order 2 games today for the 360, one of them is pretty much certain to be Battlefield 2 and maybe Perfect Dark, and I already own Call of Duty 2 and PGR3. I don't want another racing game and I think another shooter might be overkill, I'm really only interested in the multiplayer aspect and I'm not sure about the fighting games...suggestions? I'm off to download a couple of demos to see of anything appeals.

B is a knave, C is a knight.

I had a large white box with the word false printed in it following me around that page. Is this to be a feature of all of Oliver's articles from now on? In other news, we are now officially the fucking Make a Wish Foundation.

At the speed of light? Which airline are you using?

I can't be far off. There's a fucking stupid amount of technology sat in front of me, and what am I doing with it? Posting on Toontastic.

If a building fell off you? I think you're just being silly now, like.

Tangent-tastic

No, I've moved the PC to where the tv is, so I can work from the couch with wireless keyboard and mouse. I'm not sure if there's really any advantage to the mail received noise in dolby digital, though. On another note - has anyone started using the Live Arcade yet? I thought I wouldn't go near it but I'm loving it.

What if they're squirrels?

And they've had a days training from combat specialists on how to act as a group to take you down. What effect does it have on the number if we tell Gemmill one of them has chocolate?

I'm sure he mentions God as a distinct possibility in Brief History of Time, he's definitely not a Christian, though, maybe an agnostic or an open-minded athiest.

But the only thing not relative is light, so you can only talk relative to something else. Anyway, leave me alone, I'm too busy conducting experiments on me scalextric to discuss this.

I always found it interesting that Hawking believes in God, I think Einstein did too. Once you get into the realm of theoretical physics, some of the details are so sketchy and contradictory it's sometimes hard to see the difference (joke)!

No, relative to a standing position you're both doing 70, relative to a passenger in the car, the other car is doing 140, assuming you're both travelling exactly towards or away from each other. I think.

Went out and got a 37" lcd HDTV to take advantage of the the XBOX 360 and the difference is well worth it. Last night the girlfriend asked if we could watch downloads (lost, etc.) on it, so I hooked it up to the PC. It took care of zapping movies to the xbox and I liked it so much I've kept it plugged in, it's fucking ridiculous.

It's because light is the only absolute and everthing else is relative to it. But that's just words, I haven't really got a clue how it works, would love someone (Rikko?) to explain it.

Not a chance, I'd get a better reception from fucking art critics than you lot! Looking at this sensibly the answer might be quite straight forward - in reality they can't physically go any further than a point shortly before they reach the backs of each others heads, and in theory they reach a point where their heads are facing both towards and away from each other at the same time...then one of them has to eat the other one's face...and both cease to exists...so by the time the feathers arrive, they have no heads to land on...

Correct; I've drawn a picture, now my head hurts.

Shannon's innovations didn't end with duty free tbs tbs.

That's exactly what I thought. But then what effect does the conveyor belt moving at 300mph (or whatever) have?

Someone with Football Manager experience would improve that set-up. I'm trying to be upbeat about this, and it's not nearly as bad as I felt about Souness, but if this really is the plan then I've lost all confidence in Shperherd's ability as Chairman.