adios

Can't believe anyone's taking this thread seriously. This is the same poster who was asking for advice on cheating on presumably the same bloke last week. She's just taking the piss.

Crespo's quality, Mourinho didn't play him enough.

"I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass I wanna fuck a dog That's right kids" 136556[/snapback] Doug Anthony Allstars?

I never did understand that game. So basically you want to get naked with all male, straight Toontastic members?

Shame, I quite liked the joke.

We're not looking for John Hartson's replacement.

Is the fact that both those links are the same a subtle dig at the mindlessly similar nature of the Final Fantasy series, or an error?

Head-spinning euphemism.

Not even a small one? Disappointed tbh.

Send him a picture of your cock.

Poor hygiene kills man. Night-before showerer tbh.

Strange, unlike him to avoid an issue.

forgets the wondrous time-waster that is t'internet: Apparently...

is going round the twist?

So was there a thread?

You fucking relish wallowing in this shit, don't you? EDIT: Can I not have a smiley in my sig?

A little from column A, a little from column B, which has led to C, in my opinion. This is a total non-event of an appointment for me, I like Roeder, but then I like a lot of people who I don't particularly want managing Newcastle. That said, I'll fully support him for one year, as long as we're not flirting with relegation, I'm sure he'll sleep easier knowing that. I agree with Freddie, that this was a hugely significant appointment, and he's handed it to a bloke who might get us Europe. He's made me realise that to be a top Chairman in football you must be a top football Chairman. If you appoint the right people, you will win things, and the business opportunities will follow. Unfortunately for Freddie, the opposite is not true. I'm sure he said that Souness was his last throw of the dice as Chairman, and it didn't pay off. Time for him to be a man of his word for a change, and step down.

date-rapist tbh.

You can get tabs for 2 euro (1.30ish) a pack in Spain. The tourist prices are a piss-take. You somewhere down south?

I hadn't heard that but as soon as I read Laz's post I thought this must run deeper than just Juve; it's a cultural thing, not a one off. Milan are going to look very foolish - unless Berlusconi is untouchable? Hate to say it, but the Italians really don't seem to have learnt any lessons from Il Duce.

If we're going pound for pound waste of space then it's got to be Marcelino, Shirley? But Boumsong just pips it for me, by being the worst defender I've ever seen, anywhere.

Finally watched The English Patient as it was on BBC recently. Pretty cheesy stuff, the melodrama really was ladeled on; but watchable.

hmmm...

Fucking Shakira! Is it worse that you knew that, or that I recognised it? Although I thought she said, "So you don't confuse them...with my bum"

No, that would be Boumsong.