adios

Newcastle are playing at Goodison tonight.

I was sure it would be easily provable that Quiff was right but actually I had to go all the way up to Bournemouth to find the problem. They'd have to lose 2 and win their other match by 12 goals. I'd be offering 500-1 too if I was a bookie.

Don't start with that shite. The mackems are still arguing...

Good point. I guess Mandy better get things sorted quickly.

Jesus wept, Stevie, what have you done? Not even mathematically safe yet!

Aye, maybe it's the takeover that Quiff is hinting at.

Paulberto Dummos.

European qualification still on after that Burnley result! Really need Gloomy stumping for it, though.

Yes, those are both black women in uniform.

50/50? His da must have been some stud!

Mackem.

Sounded like there were about 12 people cheering when theirs went in.

@The Fish be a good lad and post this for their information: https://footballtripper.com/europe/england/league-one/ Obviously it'll have to be updated as some of those clubs will be playing above them next season.

Mackems arguing over whether they're officially down or not over on RTG. Maths clearly hasn't quite made it there yet.

Are you going to name him after the lino or Darren Bent?

Can't decide which of these is my favourite reaction.

Get the cans in!

Enjoy Burton! Again...

Fucking fantastic!

Bolton need 1 from 6 OR Barnsley 3 from 9 OR Burton 3 from 6 and they're officially done.

Fucking hell.

Well deserved if the stats around 60mins were accurate.

Burton with a late equaliser!