adios

I like a 'landing strip', fully bald ones freak me out* tbh. Added to this evening's to-do list, get pissed and trim my pubes. *EDIT: but still far preferable to a jungle, obviously.

ever, ever? no. Matty - do you do that to make it look bigger? I might give that a go, I could do with all the help I can get tbh.

Actually, that one definitely is.

stop flirting.

Look in the mirror, cowboy.

Rubbish, he's stayed away for a week to show us how much power he really holds on here. T'internet has been shook to its very core this week, and I for one tremble before his might. My pathetic attempt above merely serves to highlight just how difficult these one word posts really are to pull off with the same level of style and panache.

aye

He's still on the member list... My heart bleeds if he has been, like.

I remember him, I think he moved to the UK.

But you're all English convicts, do you mean Abos then?

You mean the English one? He's right that you've got a very negative coach, but I'm not really sure it's his business saying it. Increasingly desperate to deflect criticism from himself.

So is manc-mag on Big Brother, then. Makes sense I suppose - MM, BB - is Marilyn Monroe one of the 4 women in question?

Put them in the cupboard under the sink for later use. 154568[/snapback] :D

rapierist?

Bit harsh on Souness tbh.

Rest of World in "we agree" shocker tbh.

Regardless of what you think of their music, it's hard to argue with those sentiments.

How long before he turns up on Match of the Day in heels?

https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1586/ You can never be too careful...

Bollocks, I'm starting a BASEketball team tbh.

The same thing we do every night, Pinky...

I had to laugh a the French commentators last night, their cries of outrage gave way to deafening silence when the replay showed the reality of the 'foul'. The English players, on average, are far more honest with this sort of thing. I don't know about you, but I'd rather my team never qualified for another tournament than stooped to this level.

The looks of that ugly son of Frankenstein's bride aren't helped by him running full pelt at the camera with his arms outstretched! I think that goal will make a big difference to his confidence and France's World Cup hopes.

Do better every night tbh. I've got me a little German girl... 153927[/snapback] Well, I just passed the 7 year milestone, so I'll give them all a go, and Rupert Murdoch's wrinkly man-ass, if he's around.

There's always one or two like that at my local beach, unfortunately they are far outweighed by the fat saggy grannies; on balance, I wish they'd all keep them under wraps!