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I'm guessing they're not snorting in the physio room, like. Hate to break it to you, but I'd say a majority (or a very sizeable minority) of your working population are up to something that would get them the sack if their employers knew about it.

Does it matter, though? It's not performance enhancing, so I think labelling it corruption is a bit harsh. If Dyer's suffering the kind of muscle injuries he is, and is still doing it, then he's taking the piss (same goes for Woodgate). But Nobby's injury record is ok, so I wouldn't be that bothered by him doing it. EDIT: I would feel the same about those two overdoing the alcohol, as well.

I'm available on a free.

The definition of pain, as I remember it, was falling off a cliff and landing on a bike with no saddle.

I'll buy that, but if they're all at it, there must be relatively little chance of getting caught.

Make it so!

edited for truth 159236[/snapback] Are you saying you have to be stupid to do coke? Freud's spinning in his grave tbh.

I'd have Woodgate back on a pay-as-you-play deal, for the outgoing Boumsong. On the basis that even if he never played he'd have done some good. And ten games a season from the most gifted defender I've ever seen would be all right. I've a strange feeling he might make a good coach, too, but where the fuck I've got that bizarre notion from I've no idea.

I'd be worried about what team they're playing for if that was the case tbh. J69 - If I ever visit Newcastle I will pay you good money to drive me around, but only if you have flames down the sides. I'm assuming this car is black? What make/model is it?

Survivor is his best IMO, but they're all brilliant, one of my favourite modern authors. He cites Amy Hempel as one of his main influences, also well worth a read.

No need for that PM, then; cheers anyway. If that's true about Dyer then he's a piss-taking bastard, that will be playing havoc with his recovery. I couldn't give a fuck if a player inhales a South American country if they're performing, but in this case the club should pull a Mutu.

I'm not sure that's the bit people were laughing at tbh. You're not superstitious at all, then? I can guarantee Cath, TR or Radge won't be buying that car off you.

I've noticed he tends to attract that kind of fan. I'd like to admit I enjoyed a few of his books when I was younger, but I fear the weight of Alex's intellect will bear down on me so I'm keeping schtum.

Maybe referring to a crossroads on the A7? Where Satan is buried?

Apparently. I thought maybe it was something really kewl, like the 7 representing and ax, because they rox...

I rarely wear that out in public, though.

You've held back a bit, haven't you? I was expecting a 'populist tripe' rant.

I've seen Capote, brilliant acting, great story, enjoyable but didn't do much for me.

I'm starting to wonder how that doesn't happen every time you leave your house.

Or cash in with a reality tv show?

In our current predicament, if Butt comes back to his best form, any one who doesn't want him playing for us wants their fucking head checked. I couldn't care less if he's been raping kittens tbh.

I had one those those yesterday, for the first time in a long time. Still horrible. Happy Birthday, mate!

I paid for it for a couple of years, and that happened while I had it. There was always something worth watching, then the good stuff started to be more and more diluted by stuff like Blair Witch 2; terrifying.

With the huge leap in the average IQ of this board today, I thought people could make the link.