adios

Congrats mate.

The most interesting thing on that Spurs board. From "animatedboobs.com", quite an accurate description of the posters in that thread, on both sides.

Blasphemy!

http://www.gg-chat.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=52056 Not...brilliantly. I want to know how Martin 'We're signing the World Cup' Jol is talking it.

I'm in shock, but I'm definitely chuffed at the news...I think.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~870767,00.html Surely he must have been impressed with Roeder's transfer plans to sign?

Relax!

I'm not sure SMO's choice of car says anything about your tackle. I think you have a complex about it, certainly the only thing about you that is.

The myth that all horses are well endowed is an offensive stereotype anyway.

Russell Brand? It would explain a thing or two...

They have Spy-Tech, they know!

And to think I left "Legend" out after "Irish" in that post. You're right, I need to work on my modesty, it'll be false, obviously.

Quiet you! Alex - bald Gemmill- rotund, or ginger when he gets too offended by that. Fish - Whale DotBum - Irish J69 - ... I think we may all be a bit guilty of it tbh. But I'm a comedy genius.

That may have been a different picture. Or are you talking about Alex's baldy heed?

Bit harsh, I thought you two were best mates.

Maybe he values his online existence more than real life?

Throwing fiscal caution to the wind in a computer game giving the accountant a hard-on tbh.

What would you teach her, like?

No-one's saying Duff's a striker, do you understand the difference between a striker and a forward? I would say we'll sign a quality striker to replace Shearer and Shola will act as his backup. Roeder says he'll get in 5-6 new players, he's got my confidence for now, I think he'll manage to get 3 or 4. I don't know why you feel you're banging your head off a wall. You said Zoggy would be replaced by Duff, I pointed out that Duff could also play in two other positions. You said Duff would be a waste without someone like Shearer, I said that player was incoming. What are you having difficulty with?

How is it swings and roundabouts that I don't agree with the conclusion you have reached, but you think I could only have reached my conclusion while posting from a nursing home? And I don't think I've been upset by your opinion...I can give you an honest opinion on that, if you promise not to get upset.

Well, considering they're all rhetorical devices, and language is about effective communication, it takes a inutile pedant to pick up on these things tbh.

He is probably the most effective player I have ever seen, as a footballer he was average; and that has fuck all to do with my memory. Can you do me a favour and stop assuming people are deluded or have poor memories when they disagree with you?