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Do they bewilder the mark by having German actors pretend to have a sense of humour, then have some Hitler-esque bloke with a withered hand come out and say "Only joking, of course we have no sense of humour!", at which point they all roll around laughing?

Would it be murder if you helped him out?

Are you suggesting we raise the funds ourselves?

I'd quite happily employ someone convered in tattoos if they were right for the job, I do run a circus, mind.

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Yes.

Looks like Shepherd's getting desperate for new signings.

I've never met one in person, but I know what one posts like.

Slow motion replay of that bloke's face as he goes flying past the camera at the end?

The advanced freestyle stuff is very impressive tbf. When you run out of fingers and toes and start spinning around on the floor to create the illusion of more fingers and toes to count on.

The, I can't watch this as I don't have the channel disclaimer. Quite like the celebrity one, and did watch the earlier non-celebrity ones. I'm quite impressed with the stamina of people who are watching this one. That 5 minute clip, plus that clip of the Tap Water Demon was enough to make me want to break things. She's also sadly proof of just how pathetic men can be, she should be put down, there can be no debate (Oooh, felt like Leazes saying that.)

You got to show off your mad accounting skillz early on then?

Immigrant lover. And on a serious note, you need to sit down and have a chat with yourself; there's someting important you need to tell you.

Take him by surprise when he's facing meccca, don't know if you'd have time to shave him...

I agree with that. I like Emre, but I think he's style over substance. Looks pretty, does little in the way of effectiveness. I don't want to sound too harsh on the lad cos I still think he's a canny player, you just get the feeling he could do more attacking wise. 165499[/snapback] 165662[/snapback] You would.

He was chasing around after immigrants on the back of swans trying to undo the damage they were causing tbs tbs.

I've seen one 5 minute clip of this bloke talking in the diary room, I thought a lot of what he was doing was affected, but I assumed that was his way of dealing with it.

Or they did...

Just out of one eye tbf.

"I'm mad" tbh.

Whatever about the fruity beer, drinking it out of what sounds like an eco-warrior's arse tells its own story.

I've been starting to think "an eye for an eye" at lots of these lately - those kids chucking the cat out of the 7th floor window comes to mind as did letting the horse nut the jockey back. 165330[/snapback] Does that mean we have to get the cat to chuck the kids out the window?

For breeding? 165302[/snapback] And caring, yes.