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Meenzer aspires to be as gay as Gemmill tbh.

tor-toys in Ireland too. First you want to shoot us for not speaking your language, now you want to burn us for not pronouncing some of the words ploply? FFS!

Brasseye, Shirley?

No, no, it's not ok if it's youtube and NUFC, just that you can post links to copyrighted stuff that isn't NUFC from youtube or anywhere else for the time being...I think. Silly woman.

You did realise you were watching Formula 1, right?

You mean "aitch"? I've always said haitch looking down upon those who say different and if they get funny they get a punch on the nose. It's the only way, trust me. 165859[/snapback] I meant silent "haitch", yes. The girlfiend says 'aitch', I think I say 'haitch' but it was hard to catch myself unawares after I started thinking about it, it's hash* now anyway, terribly cultured! I think us Irish knackers say haitch, when I was growing up people said ah, for the letter A. EDIT: Actually, that should be 'ash'.

Were you the bloke, then?

ooops ah well admin can delete my post in chat if thats the case, sorry! 165834[/snapback] I think you're all right as long as it's not NUFC related. Start investing in Norwegian hosting companies tbh, everything will be hosted there by Tuesday.

It's a silent H.

That Scott Parker effort at The Valley last season was all right.

It's one of the things that attracts me, when people find out I know a bit about computers I end up sorting out their various computer problems, so I've had to sort out a fair few German versions of Windows, compound-tastic. Everything about Germany appeals to my sense of humour, perhaps unsurprisingly. EDIT: German Windows does make it look like a comedy made-up language, like they've just glued a few English words together and 'Teutonised' it. Things like Filesystemwerken etc.

I'm trying to decide which language to learn next, German is very tempting.

Sorry to hear that, I suppose Harry Potter may have made it slightly cool? That's not meant to be flippant btw.

I am the John Edward of comedy, and I will not be deterred.

I would have said something funny.

I'm not even an exile, just a very misguided glory hunter.

cunt

But, but..they don't have a sense of humour, oh..hang on.

Well, I thought it was heee-larious, wasted on here tbh.

Striker, Chelsea, floppy hair. Anyone reckon he's worth a punt?

I hope you're very ashamed of yourself.

Honestly - he's worth somewhere between 5-10m, I would love to see him here because I think he's one of the best finishers in the world. Really classy player, world class. He should be gracing the Champion's League with his presence every year and Mourinho is a moron for not playing him more. His heart's in Italy, he found it very difficult to settle in London, he will never come to Newcastle.

I stopped paying for it because the commentary barely ever worked properly, and they didn't give a shit when you asked them about it. Sent a snotty email, tiold the I supported the club, not the company and they could go and shite. I would highly recommend not paying for the service, partly because it's shite, but mainly because it helps me feel more smug about it.

People have been saying that since before you stopped watching it.