adios

From what's been said, we obviously have money to spend on a striker (Roeder has said 2 ideally), the class of striker we're after means it's probably about 10 million, that should be enough to secure one of those 2 and both would probably be willing to join for different reasons. So why the negative feelings?

A smoked Edam screen?

He gave HTT the AIDS...or something.

Aye, I'm still very confident of getting the signings we need. The Roedster is calm and collected, he still has my confidence. Whether he'll be good enough to do the business with who he brings in is another matter, I have my doubts but I'll give him time.

I haven't said a word, you fruit loop!

I've always been more impressed with him for Spurs than for Ireland, I would be very happy with that signing.

How excited did I just get when I saw Akabusi's name in italics at the bottom of the screen? Kid at fucking Christmas! EDIT: And he doesn't disappoint!

I've gone 50 cent myself as I think Shola deserves it more for his commitment, but a successful Luque could have a massive impact on Newcastle's season.

The latest of many articles in the Chronicle today about Shola and Luque meeting their potential. We all want these players who have shown nothing but potential to make it, but statistically few of them ever do. So, who do you think will make it, if either, and who would you rather prove their doubters wrong?

You sound like one of them tbh. I'm sure if we just use the code-word "Shola", we'll be allowed to be as abusive as we like, eh Matt? For the record, I think it is best left alone. There are too many small IQs that can't differentiate between posters on forums and therefor think one person's problem with another is a "board war".

I hope your proper ashamed of yourself. We called it "Knick Knacks" and I was the neighbourhood legend.

Sort out your quotes! Are you deliberately misunderstanding that I say "in whatever way, we all do it". Are you suggesting that you are not snobby about anything? As for the last sentence, I really hope you're taking the piss. Fixed the quotes and won't respond, HF is seething tbh! At the end of the day, you say anyone who likes this film is a snob, so I'm not allowed to think it's honest, because that would be WRONG! I think I preferred it when you had no standards.

Probably got more in common with Emre tbh.

It is her. Her Ex-husband is Spike Jonze the pop video director (and excellent film director). The dizzy blonde is Cameron Diaz by all accounts, Spike Jonze cast her in Being John Malkovich. Must've wound Sofia up. I've got to respect her for making it though because as far as I can see it makes her look like a complete tool and I don't know why Spike would put up with her shit. It wasn't just offending the Japanese. (Tthough she did with repeated digs at their English pronunciation. Not the characters, they played it with straight exasperation, but she kept focusing on it for comic effect. YOU'RE IN THEIR COUNTRY BITCH, LETS HEAR YOU SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE). Bill Murray was a twat who didn't give a shit about his family, fair enough if he's grown distant from his wife but being a shit to his kids didn't endear me to him. Scarlett Johansen was an arrogant bitch who ridiculed everything. So a woman didn't know Evelyn Waugh was a man, is that reason enough to display utter contempt and walk away in the middle of a conversation. I actually liked the film otherwise 170864[/snapback] You don't think it's obvious that she's being self-critical there? At least questioning our snobbery of others; in whatever way, we all do it. What about when they let their hair down with the karaoke, and that evening in general? You seem pretty angry about it tbf conceited about their conceit?

I couldn't sit and watch a film that didn't involve me mentally, it's funny how the critics seem to have latched on to the beauty of it. It's definitely a beautiful movie, but it's not something that I noticed much. For me it's a little like HD, no matter how good it looks, after 5 minutes you don't notice it any more so it better do something to keep you interested. You could probably say the same about computer graphics and beautiful women (well, 30 seconds).

I thought both main characters wandered around this beautiful, alien landscape with a sense of childlike wonderment the whole time, I didn't think they were ever offensive in their stereotypes. I'll admit I don't know much about Japanese culture, I've never been, but I found it interesting. Can you educate me as to what the sloppy cliches were? I obviously wouldn't want to carry around these misconceptions. What was the meaningful insight she was trying to offer, but failed? I had made the assumption Johansson's character had written it based on her own first-hand experiences (I also thought it was based on a book). I only realised it was Coppola when I saw it last weekend, but I'm still assuming it's based on her experiences.

Explain.

Never been caught for so much as a parking ticket.

As someone who doesn't get to see Newcastle much, being a foreign, I would have gone if I had the opportunity. I would have loved to see them train, though I suspect the stuff I'd really be interested in would be saved for behind closed doors. But let's not let rational debate get in the way of decent Gemmill bashing, eh?

Big mean bully tbh.

I've was always a bit uncomfortable with the numbers of Aussies on this board, as any civilised man would be, but you get used to it. I welcome the new convicts and hope they stick around.

It's Verlaine, so it is. tbs tbs. Welcome.

Okay, i havnt spent 15 years following this club without being in the Know, take it from me we will not be signing a striker till Jan 07 at the earliest. Reason= Lack of funds, and lack of interest from strikers already approached, i wish i was wrong but i'm not 170655[/snapback] I'd gladly take that 200 quid off you, if you didn't need it so badly for meds.

photoshopped tbh 170647[/snapback] it's supposed to be spelt incorrectly tbh chav boy 170650[/snapback] I think it's photoshoped anyway, as it's a verb formed from the product photoshop, not from the root form photoshop.

Ready Brek has an alias list longer than Carlos the Jackal, unfortunately for him he's not on anyone's wanted list.