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They probably mean mixed alcoholic beverages tbh.

Bah, humbug; you miserable fucking cunt!

Is that supposed to increase the intensity, though? Has anyone ever heard about drinking a lot of Pernod, supposedly it crystalises in your stomach and you can get drunk the next day just by drinking a pint of water. I'm sure the drinks comapnies start these rumours! There's obviously something to mixing certain drinks. I can drink whiskey til the cows come home and it does very little, but if I have a bottle of wine and then one whiskey it has a lovely effect. I'd also say it varies widly from person to person.

Like shite 171791[/snapback] The bloke either can't hold his drink, or wants to give his dealer a smack!

What? I presume you're on about hash?

When I was in college in the UK, none of the bars would serve it, but they would you a pint of each and an empty glass... If it's lethal, I know a lot of zombies.

Nonsense, they hang about together, and sometimes go to the pictures.

We're viewing their actions from the point of view of human intelligence, though. It may completely distort the reality. Was it Wittgenstein who argued that if a Lion could speak English, we still wouldn't have a scooby what he was on about because his points of reference would be so bizarre to us? All cats are definitely somewhat social btw.

EDIT: What's with the apostrophe in Nazi's? Is it just Nazi's cats that are greater than vodka, or Nazis in general...or Nazi generals? I don't think you're qualified to make that judgement tbh.

Anyone reckon we could hijack the deal?

Where does the useless aussie drunk sit in that list dot? 171574[/snapback] Sorry, I was implying that he had to be in the first choice pairing, I prefer to think of things in terms of partnerships when it comes to to central defenders, but I've been impressed with him. Not world-class, but quality nonetheless, comfortable on the ball, good positioning, calming influence etc; he looks prone to the odd shocker, though. He'd probably move to third/fourth choice if we signed a Campbell.

Bramble is currently a better defender than Taylor, Taylor and Bramble is an awful pairing, Boumsong is a ballerina we signed by accident. FACTS!

I tried to find a good pic for this thread, but it's surprisingly difficult to find one that says 'Happy Birthday', involves scantily clad women and is still fairly safe for work. So instead can I request that SMO texts Jimbo a pic of his cock and that Jimbo has a good one.

I do most of my business in the States, so I'm positively thrilled by the state of the dollar. I quite like Paul O'Neill's politics but it's hard sometimes when I look at how badly he's probably hit my wallet.

Probably.

Jim Davidson http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0203375/

CT-Keith, Shirley? The 'N' word can only be 'nigger', I think.

Zoo, didn't sympathise with any of the characters, enjoyed the film. To keep things on topic, the more I think about other movies in this thread, the more vastly over-rated I believe The Godfather is!

Which, as far as I can tell. has fuck all to do with Ribery.

I haven't really, that's not particularly what I liked about it, I think I was answering another point when I said that. I agree about the arse, that's really why I've watched it several times. Are you suggesting those films are legitimate classics and this is not btw? EDIT: Oh, no you're poking fun at the classics I mentioned...

Agreed, praise be to Allah. It's every thread, not every post btw, unless I've missed something.

To Be Sincere? 171171[/snapback] For shame, somebody submit this...gentleman for immediate re-education.

Are you looking for an answer there? I generally don't read critics, and I certainly don't take them too seriously. If I need to I try to check the average rating on IMDb and The Guardian reviews to see if I can find an balance, but if I'd taken that seriously I'd have missed out on classics like Hurly Burly and Freddie Got Fingered, and countless others, no doubt. I still reckon you lost it and came back a bit calmer btw, you were so broken you left your quotes in total disarray, it was a massacre.

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