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Because the mean boys took it from you tbh.

Full combat with a brain tumour might but that in perspective, like. © Anal Oliver This is why you lot count the beans while the real work is being done, no balls. An ice cream out of petty cash and it's a bed wetting extravaganza in the Accounts Dept, not to mention the cost of therapy for years afterwards.

Should be in the "public transport" thread tbh.

Cleanliness isn't a bad obsession tbf. That isn't being held up by gel, is it Swiis Tony?

It's been years. I would now, although tbh I fear what I would do to them if they got snotty about it (which they inevitably would).

You think hasn't made up his mind? I think if they were both on the table, right now, for a certain price he'd know. I assumed his sudden willingness to talk a little bit about players contracted to other clubs was mind games, much as I think the whole process is. We're not willing to buy Kuyt for £10-14m, and neither are 2 other well run clubs in the Premiership. He wants to come to the Premiership and a waiting game is being played. Gol says we bid for Gudjohnsen, so he'd have had full pre-season, as would Duff if we weren't back ridiculously early. Obviuously in an ideal world all 5/6 would be in before pre-season, but we can't let on that that's important, and we can't be held over a barrel. EDIT: Don't forget the window works both ways, the selling club can be left with an unhappy striker and no cash, and we can always go elsewhere (another reason to say you haven't decided yet!) Roeder mentioned this week that the players he was looking at would be integrated within 2 or 3 days, because they're not off in the Bahamas, they're in training with their current clubs. When there was no window, players regularly joined clubs mid-season, let's not overstate the importance of pre-season at their new club, highly beneficial, yes, but not crucial. I fear I'm becoming Leazes in his absence.

The only thing that really gets to me, is that there's always a smelly one. There's no fucking excuse, it's so inconsiderate, can't understand people like that.

The one in the middle's got to be Alec Guinness, I assume that's you on the end.

Under the right circumstances, absolutely. Rare that you'd be able to calculate the odds so precicely, who are you ripping off? Ladbrokes?

I think that's unfair on Shepherd; the reality is, from a business perspective, you have to use the full extent of the window as a negotiating tool. I'm not sure Owen would ever have signed for us if signings weren't restricted to a window. He's signed Luque from a chairman that other chairman just refuse to deal with because he's so bad, and whatever people say, he seems to form very solid relationships with other chairman. I think you have to give both Roeder and Shepherd credit for the balls it takes to wait for the right man, when the fans are screaming for signings and it can't be comfortable for them. Looking at the way Shperherd behaves, there's probably an element of machoism to his negotiations, but that doesn't make the tactic a bad one. How detrimental the is to pre-season is another argument, but from a business point of view, I think he's got it spot on. Ultimately I'd rather have the right players lacking a pre-season than the wrong ones early.

Fuck off!

Yep. People just think sit up after sit up will give you a six pack. Incorrect. 173196[/snapback] FACT! You need to differentiate between weight loss and muscle growth.

If I don't stay disciplined I end up like that, I'm not sure it's as simple as that. Wine goes down very easy and you quickly adapt, so 3 bottles becomes normal. Just the one bottle and a couple of whiskeys for me at the moment, thinking about packing it in altogether again.

That's the problem. Haven't tried it over here yet, the tramps over here are well groomed ffs (and seem to speak a t least 2 languages!), so it's probably grand.

We're in the midst of another Newcastle fiasco tbh. If only me and Renton can recognise that fact, then so be it. Soz and that, but I've always been upbeat in the past, but I just think we're once again going about things the wrong way here. 173194[/snapback] Aye, that's why it's so noticable, if it was Rantin' I'd probably just ignore it. I still believe we'll bring in a left back, Gravesen and 1/2 strikers*. I'd usually be an optimist, but Souness knocked the shit out of me, while I believe the Roedster will get it right in the transfer market I'm still far from convinced about his long-term prospects. *I'm very concerned we won't bring in another centre-back!

2 weeks is a long time, it's been an odd summer, World Cup, Italian fiasco, relax!

Traore will always be a legend in my eyes for that own goal he scored against Burnley in the FA Cup a couple of seasons ago.

Are you being serious? After the number of points you've misconstrued there, if you're not a wind-up you're retarded.

Nothing really, his sister let's him come out with her and her mates if he wears his best dress. They meet up with Dyer and co every Saturday night but he only puts out if it's been a good result that day. N'Zog let slip that he'd signed a new deal during some pillow talk after a match, he thinks it was West Brom, but he'd been fucked that hard he can't be sure.

You missed a really obvious point and lost the rag, I'd like to assume that last point is being purposefully stupid but it's really hard to be sure. How are you going to analyse your clients when you qualify? Will they hand you a list of what's wrong with them before the first session, hope they don't make it too complicated, like. I'll stick to calling you fat, everything else is lost on you.

And I actually think you find potatoes aesthetically pleasing? Go on... 172909[/snapback] No reponse? Because you realise you've completely over-reacted to something and aren't big enough to say it? Or something much cleverer?

Not what you said in your PM tbh.

And I actually think you find potatoes aesthetically pleasing? Go on...

does that mean I think they're glow-y and shit? yes does it mean I wan't my little fella to cosy up to the little fella in her? no I am more protective and think they have an aura about them, but I THINK FUCKING PREGNANT WOMEN IS WRONGO is it that fucking hard to comprehend? jaysus cried buckets tbh. 172892[/snapback] Did I say that? You said pregnant women are aesthetically pleasing, you said they looked like potatoes, are you seeing the link yet? Bit early to be boozing so heavily tbh.