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Look, if you lot can't understand what was so special about Luque's goal, I'm not going to drag myself down to your IDIOT level to explain it! England couldn't win a bucket of SICK with your attitudes! FACT-Nahasapeemapetilon.

Partly because of your inability to form a rational thought, or debate with others, enhanced by your supercilious attitude over Luque's wonder goal , but mainly because you take it so personally, you twat!

Given some of your posts, I have to wonder.

I was fully expecting this to be posted by a new poster called 'Obafemi'.

Would you trade places with that dog if you had the opportunity?

She's taking a long time to type 'don't care'.

Try asking someone a question and listen to their response, how does it sound?

It would explain a lot tbh. 176823[/snapback] Only if they discover he's a 46 year old quadriplegic.

I GREW STRONG? Jesus Wept, I'm getting a big one of those put on my wall in the work out room.

Has he signed for Torquay then?

Martins tries to convince Newcastle staff he really is the new Bellamy by having his neck amputated.

I think you'll find that was aimed at Jenas...

Put on the earth for our amusement, FACT! As quite ably demonstrated by "I'm mad".

In an age where Wayne Rooney is dubbed a genius, the bloke in the garage who doesn't need a calculator to work out your change deserves at least an honorable mention. Still struggling to put Noble in that category.

ok, now I'm worried.

No Mr. Christ, I expect you to weep.

The gay ones will survive longer by standing on each other's shoulders tbh. You're also not accounting for the fact they'll eventually be small enough to cross breed with fleas, allowing them to jump massive distances for their food and play wicked slap-bass. Shoddy.

Never saw the attraction, always thought he was one for the grannies.

"Oh no, it is in fact you who are the moron!" Genius, do you mind if I use that? You are a child, right? As much of a mong as you are, I'd feel guilty about slagging off a child.

Legend! Not seen either of them do stand-up, but I saw Cock & Bull Story recently and ther stuff Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan did together was hilarious, might be as good as Baddiel & Skinner.

I don't know, I don't live with him, like.

Bill Hicks, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey; probably in that order.