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I only caught the last half and as someone mentioned Roeder's voice is quite difficult to listen to. What were the key points of what he said? -Someone mentioned that we're in for both Kuyt and Martins, hardly that we're trying to sign both, but just one or the other? -Were Gravesen or Bridge mentioned, was anyone else mentioned? -Is every other bloke in Newcastle called Brian?

I was waiting for "Are you coming home for your tea, love" tbh.

Julie, you fucking weirdo!

FACT!

What a fucking twat!

Anyone got a list of last years top scorers in the Championship? He mentioned these 2/3 did "particularly well" last year, but that they wouldn't be ready for a couple of years. Marlon King of Watford got 21.

Joined by their rather ample penises tbh.

Spent 3 months a year living there during my teens, so I'm well familiar with them. Bit scary, like. You can't really beat Galway. Big enough not to be totally fucking inbred, but enough circus freaks to "keep it real ", good night out, beautiful drives for hours around, fuck all to do but drink, but that's Ireland. Best looking women down there too, as long as the accents not too thick. Don't really see the attraction of Dublin, especially for English people, it is basically West Britain.

Have you been to Galway? Best night out in Ireland, I reckon, although it can be rough enough. The Guards seem afraid to do anything about the gyppos. Just thought it might be the Comfort Inn, because when you book online a lot of the sites have it appear near the top, which I think's fairly funny as I wouldn't want to be some clueless Yank tourist wandering around there after dark.

Not the Comfort Inn by any chance? Not the best area, though it's improving. The locals call it little Africa, they're very evolved around there.

Train every 40 minutes? GREAT. We have the LUAS now, of course, which arrived years late and caused more problems than it solved by many accounts. Taxis all the way for me the last few years in Dublin, couldn't be bothered talking to peasants and the taxi drivers are usually a good laugh.

The DART (Dublin Area Rapid Transit), aye, it's shit. We make a good go of a piss up in a brewery, but that's where we draw the line. Dublin will be a car park in a few years, and the spaces will cost more than the US national debt. Where were you in Dublin, MM? I'll give you a few routes to take on the night bus if you want the authentic skanger experience.

Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year. 178027[/snapback] Shocking.

What next? Shepherd getting de loan of a babby to make a few extra quid at lunch time?

It begins. Nee bother, Ribery's already on a plane to open negotiations as his replacement.

I'm just a racist tbh.

You wouldn't last 10 minutes Bumdot! 178002[/snapback] I'd Norris them all into next week, Tonner! And booya to any of the teen charvettes that have the cheek not to be up the duff yet.

I thought this was a new low: http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~882262,00.html

knee brace tbh.

Making up for lacking in other *ahem* areas of her life.

Renton wets himself at the thought of using the metro. BIG-BOYS-WILL-TEASE-ME-FACT!

Cunt cunt eh, you must really dislike him! 170389[/snapback] Sounds like a fucking pokemon tbh. Little clam that jumps around screaming cunt-cunt in a high pitched voice. What would their special talent be?

In 2 weeks (and 2 days and 11 hours, knowing Shepherd) we'll know the score, and I hope I won't be the one adjusting my opinions or Roeder could well be going for a 4th consecutive 7th-relegation.

Aye, but you think that about everything, which kind of weakens the impact.

That does work 2 ways, though. If we're bidding, then that players available, at a price, and if we go elsewhere, they end up with a potentially unhappy striker. They don't have the only striker (we do, Shola). Gemmill, weren't you insanely optimistic under Souness? Why the sudden reversal? Probably Souness, scarred me for fucking life!